ABOVE: Levi fits perfectly.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model in his CKs, Trump's eternal impeachment, Kim Novak on plastic surgery insults and much more ...

ABOVE: Everything about this.

BELOW: Keep reading for Miranda Lambert's shirtless slice, Golden Globes highlights and lowlights, a tennis pro assuming the position and more ...

ABOVE: Good thigh game.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Sense8 actor coming out, Tina Turner on B'way and more ...

(Video still via PBS)

Former NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg took the DNC by storm, disassociating himself from the major parties and yet insisting it is imperative that we elect Hillary Clinton in November.

Best bit? Questioning Donald Trump's sanity ...

Donald Trump calls Roger Ailes' exit "so sad" https://t.co/1Tq2iybRHO via @brianstelter pic.twitter.com/5p1OOji4TK

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 24, 2016

ABOVE: Accused child-rapist Trump mourns the loss of Roger Ailes as head of FOX; no concern over validity of sex-harassment claims.

MOVER & SHAKER: More like the pic below right here. 

 

Glass man. #guys #shirtless #men #nyc #muscles #nipples #beefcake #surreptitiousshots #surreptitious

A photo posted by mattrett (@mattrett) on Jul 24, 2016 at 10:15am PDT

Billionaire who hasn't gone bankrupt Mike Bloomberg expected to endorse Hillary, Obama's anti-LGBT, polygamist brother endorses Trump.

(Image by Jerrad Matthew for The Underwear Expert)

Too darn hot ... or just right?

COMIC-CON JOBS: Call it a Vampire Diaries bromance. Brie Larson is Captain Marvel. HOT Tyler Hoechlin will be Superman on Supergirl.

(Video still via Anton Anchondo)

Donald Trump is skewered in new Rihanna-themed parody. Check it out after the jump ...

Bloomberg Won't Run For President, Tacitly Endorses Hillary https://t.co/eonHy6jvjk pic.twitter.com/xG4gAqNLle

— Gothamist (@Gothamist) March 7, 2016

Mike Bloomberg has announced he will not be running for president. Again.

Beyoncé's to-die-for Super Bowl photos. ABOVE: Louis Virtel's Super Bowl wrap.

Michael Musto asks why so many LGBT people hate each other.

Are these Star Wars toys or dildos? Why can't they be both?

Sanders & Kasich win Dixville Notch, NH, early vote.

Bloomberg may run for prez, which = He and Dem candidate lose. Period.

Sports Illustrated tackles subject of beautiful football jocks.

Cover via Sports Illustrated

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Mike Bloomberg is apparently considering an Independent run for the Oval Office... again.

He supposedly can't fathom a President Trump or Sanders (and is alarmed by Hillary's inability to lock things down).

I can't imagine a worse idea at this point, because he absolutely can not win and would not do more than siphon votes from Democrats who hate Hillary, and not from Trump followers, who are clearly beyond infatuated with their $avior.