ABOVE: The Chippendales pic is always the one I think of when I think of Omar Sharif.

BELOW: Keep reading for the best ass in the world, a Madonna flashback, Mike Pence's pants-peeing reaction to the Capitol insurrection and more ...

ABOVE: Anchor aweigh!

BELOW: Keep reading for a contrarian POV on It's a Sin, a Florida Karen dragging Kamala into her battles, Trump's tax returns hit the Manhattan D.A. and more ...

ABOVE: He and his shadow.

BELOW: Keep reading for a trans wrestling star, the QAnon Shaman shorn, a kinky guy in NYC using you to get his kicks and more ...

46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)

ABOVE: You love to see it. It's official — President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

BELOW: Keep reading for some inauguration goodies, a Bali backbite, a big porn win and more ...

ABOVE: Inside job.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Bailey's gay concern trolls, Trump barreling toward impeachment (and possible conviction), a defaced manatee and more ...

ABOVE: When Mr. Clean was more than an animated figure!

BELOW: Keep reading for sad news about Siegfried, Pence & Trump team up, Susan Collins never fails to fail, a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient who doesn't want it and more ...

ABOVE: Looking ahead to 2024.

BELOW: Almost all the talk is of how to get rid of Trump quickly, legally and forever, but  ...

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In the wee small hours of the early morning of January 7, outgoing VP Mike Pence fulfilled his constitutional duty, reading the names of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as the rightful winners of the 2020 presidential and vice presidential races.

It is satisfying to hear him read this, though I will give him no points for being in the majority of Republican elected officials who decided insurrection was a pinch too far ...