The two most overall impactful political news items of the evening have to be Ralph Northam's (pictured, left) big win over Republican flunkie Ed Gillespie for the governorship of Virginia, followed by Phil Murphy creaming Chris Christie's Lt. Gov. Kim Guadagno for the governorship of New Jersey.

But there is such a thing as optics — the thinking man's karma — and nobody had a better-looking win than fabulous Danica Roem.

Parents tend to think the world revolves around their precious progeny, which can lead to whacky things like Evangelicals Kurt and Michaela Jaros demanding a Chicago library remove from its shelves a gay-positive book because their 3-year-old toddler allegedly stumbled across it.

This Day in June (Magination Press) teaches kids about Pride, and has the American Psychological Association's seal of approval.

Keep reading for the Chicago Public Library's response, and more of the day's hottest links, including North Korea war posturing, the anti-gay pastor who claims Harvey is God's wrath for letting trans people pee and more ...

Give us your ... well, give us everybody! (Image via MSP Airport)

Art intended to welcome everyone — people of any race, creed, nationality, or sexual orientation — just went up at the Minneapolis Airport.

From a press release:

Model Juanfer De La Torre after Broadway Bares — this guy understands the camera! (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

BONUS ITEM Instagram: Posting tons of Broadway Bares: Strip U images here!

Tom Hoch's husband jokes that the candidate does nothing but think about Minneapolis. (Video still via Tom Hoch for Mayor)

Joe.My.God.: Minneapolis mayoral candidate gets a cute intro video from his husband. Seems to have been inspired by this one. 

The Guardian: Boy George partners with YMCA on remake of Village People song — first time the org has embraced the gay-skewing anthem.

Kenneth in the (212): The twerking officer who died of 9/11-related cancer will be posthumously honored by the NYPD Gay Officers Action League.

New York Times: Euro court rules Russia's anti-gay gay propaganda laws are illegal. That'll go over well with Putin.

An activist in Russia thinks international outrage has had an effect on the Chechnyan crackdown. (Video still via VICE News)

YouTube @ VICE News: The indispensable VICE News visits Chechnya for a look inside the prison where gay men say they've been tortured.

Chechnya is supposed to abide by Russian law, but as long as its leader swears fealty to Putin, anything goes. (Video still via VICE News)

ArtNet: The Daily Show has produced The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library, a hilarious art exhibit of NMPOTUS's most absurd tweets.

Kiss-off!

ABOVE: mr Pam hits Folsom Street Fair...and it hits back!

Nothing makes me smile harder than a homophobe in tears.

Reviewing sexual positions on Yelp!

Kirsten Dunst short is best thing she's done in years.

Kelly Rowland to play Donna Summer?

More press for my new book—please pledge if you can.

Obamas should move to a doorman building...

UNSAFE SEX: Gay porn actor murder trial under way.

Minneapolis gay couple shot by religious nutjob.

Tyler Perry and his “girlfriend” (snort!) are expecting a son.

Bruce Jenner is transitioning. Just accept it.

2nd Obamacare enrollment period begins November 15!

Did I mention I'm an amateur proctologist?

“Nick the Gardener”'s abs get their own spin-off show.

Ebola hits the U.S. via Dallas.

Interview with out artist/illustrator Drew Green.

Jessa Duggar links Darwin to the Holocaust to abortion because God.

Koch Brothers trying to buy Latinos' votes.

Getting intimate with Britney Spears.

Police chief's daughter screamed slurs and hit bashing victim in the face.

I LOLed at the fainting scene in Episode 3 of Raymond & Lane, after the jump...