ABOVE: Marlene Dietrich was a gay man trapped in a 90-year-old shut-in's body.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell & Alexander Ludwig barely dressed, COVID-19 relief officially on the way, Gaetz co-opts #FreeBritney and more ...

Hyde-Smith's comments on COVID-19 were egregious, too. (Image via video still)

Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi is seemingly cruising to a win on November 3; her challenger, Mike Espy, who would be the state's first Black male senator since Reconstruction, has kept her in the single digits.

Below, she answered a question about her state's completely peaceful BLM protests by segueing into her desire to further strengthen ... the military. (The people whose votes Trump wouldn't mind dumping, apparently.)

Erin wasn't buying it. (Image via video still)

The Black woman who asked her the question gets the final word — with just her facial expression.

Watch and squirm:

ABOVE: Why I hate when Stonewall is called the birth of the modern gay-rights movement.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Jhona, Kanye's spoiler alert and more ...

ABOVE: GARÇON® Underwear in action.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay marriage proposal, a surprise pro-abortion rights decision from SCOTUS, tasty Chick-Feel-Gay and more ...

ABOVE: Yeah, I know it's a filter, but gahhh.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ross Lynch's underthings, Mariah Carey joining forces with trash, COVID-19's route to NYC (connection in Europe) and more ...

Trump-slayer (Image via official portrait)

Biden won big in Michigan, Mississippi and Missouri.

Sanders flew back to Vermont ... possibly to prepare to pull out of the race?

ABOVE: Carry a big stick. More: HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy art show, a sports massage that ends with your happy ending, Buttigieg's graciousness and Bernie's criticism, an anthemic pop song by gay boyfriends and more ...

ABOVE: Send me nominations to be the featured IG post of the day to matthewrettenmund@gmail.com.

BELOW: Keep reading for enviable DNA, what Trump gives a shit about, the gay couple in that gay-kiss TGI Fridays ad, the death of a kid in U.S. Border Patrol custody and more ...