ABOVE: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 40 years of age. Let that sink in.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DWTS gay-plosion, Biden's latest judge picks, some Mary Tyler Moore birthdays and deathdays, how a gay rep is helping push back against the California recall on Grindr and more...

ABOVE: Yes, Paul Forman's IG is consistently this hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nathan Fillion's bulge, Tom Daley's suction, a guy with the body of a Russian gymnast, Nina Turner going down in flames and more ...

ABOVE: Kaia Gerber (beautiful daughter of beautiful Cindy Crawford and beautiful Rande Gerber) has, surprisingly, picked a beautiful boyfriend.

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BELOW: Keep reading for the worst family ever, Lil Nas X's shenanigans for change, Bill Barr turning on Trump and more...

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ABOVE: Gee, I recall Zac Efron saying he got too shredded when prepping for Baywatch, but it sure looks like he's back into the swim of things.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lil Nas X, big fat cheater Mitch McConnell, outrage over a roast and more...

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ABOVE: A new model who is bulging with talent: Ryan Manick.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay immigration news, the practicality of the occasional closet, Mitch McConnell's outlaw wife, SAG's shrinkage and more ...

ABOVE: Totally awesome '80s.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland's drumsticks, an Equality Act update, a GOP House rep's seditious hubby and more ...

ABOVE: The sweet '80s flick Visionquest turned 36 years old this week, so time for a peek at 61-year-old Matthew Modine. (That hair! I want it!)

BELOW: Keep reading for jaw-dropping Gleb Savchenko nudes, the controversy over Tamron Hall booking Sherry Pie and more ...

ABOVE: I really, really, really, really, really, really like you.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's acquittal (for now) by the Senate (forever), a new gay movie with the late Cloris Leachman, hot men in kilts and more ...