ABOVE: Shy type, apparently.

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ABOVE: This is how you honor Abraham Lincoln, not by being a Republican and pretending his presidency has anything in common with the current GOP.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out swimmer, Stone sentenced, Trump's lovefest with Oracle and more ...

ABOVE: I guess he liked the light.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest 40-year-old around, Blagojevich's victory lap, a naked Big Brother and more ...

ABOVE: Frosting on top.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Luke Evans drool, why Coachella is still anti-LGBTQ, Catholic-school teachers who got sacked, Chaka Khan vs. the national anthem and more ...

ABOVE: Fight me!

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ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...