16 posts categorized "MODERN FAMILY"

Nov 20 2015
Need To Know: About Face + Sending Refugees To Their Doom? It's On The House + Heil Trump + Lovers Lane + What They Were LOOKING For + MORE! Comments (0)

Dylan-modern-family-8936836-624-351As hard as it is to believe, Ewing was beside himself over his looks by age 19.

*widget boy cultureModern Family's Reid Ewing writes movingly of his botched plastic surgery. Images

*widget boy cultureEvery House Republican & 47 dirty Dems are scared of refugees.

*widget boy culture47 dirty Dems include out Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colorado).

*widget boy cultureTHE GOOD (S)WORD: Sarah Palin misreads the Bible.

*widget boy cultureGOP group gunning for The Donald.

*widget boy cultureTrump ready to do “unthinkable” things to Muslims ... register them? Jackd

*widget boy cultureGay hookup apps as ranked by whores users. Images

*widget boy cultureNathan Lane ties the knot!

*widget boy culture10 things for which gay guys can be grateful.

*widget boy cultureCampbell's Soup DILFs.

*widget boy cultureIs THR's annual Hollywood Issue whiter than rice?

*widget boy cultureRussell Tovey almost replaced Jonathan Groff as Looking's lead.

*widget boy cultureDEEP SOUTH: Alexander Skarsgård's hottest snap ever.

*widget boy cultureTransparent Season 2 trailer is here.

*widget boy cultureZayn Malik covers The Fader. Images

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Jul 15 2015
Need To Know: Gay Parenting + Trump Bumped + Let Them Eat Nothing + Harry Situation + Nude Dudes + Reverse Shark Attack + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureThe gayest One Direction member is going to be a dad???

*widget boy cultureKate Steinle's brother slams Trump for sensationalizing her murder.

*widget boy cultureScott Walker calls life-saving yet still inadequate minimum wage “lame.”

*widget boy cultureTeen girl walks—then hikesaway from fiery plane crash.

*widget boy cultureSenate Republicans to LGBT kids suffering bullying: DROP DEAD.

*widget boy cultureSee who hunky Brian Sims is spooning.

*widget boy cultureInsanely homophobic reaction as 2 dudes walk while holding hands in Russia.

*widget boy cultureDebbie Harry's BEST red-carpet look in years.

*widget boy cultureBill Nye says gayness makes evolutionary sense.

*widget boy cultureOh, my G-d, Lena Dunham, what are you wearing?

*widget boy cultureThese guys below get totally naked, so don't click if that offends you:

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*widget boy cultureMore and better Truth or Dare anniversary-screening pix.

*widget boy cultureWendy Williams tries some racial riling with Madonna, fails.

*widget boy cultureSinead O'Connor is not a Kim Kardashian fan. Shocker!

*widget boy cultureNow I like Bethenny more and Eric Stonestreet less.

*widget boy cultureSports mag features rugby players macking on each other.

*widget boy cultureIt pays—well—to be anti-gay. How can we neutralize this?

*widget boy cultureSHARK WEAK: Stranded shark gets a reprieve—VIDEO.

*widget boy cultureDating Naked: Playing for Keeps returns with a provocative trailer, after the jump ...

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Jul 08 2015
Need To Know: Lame Deen + Father Knows Least + I Have Gay-Sinned In My Heart + Bully Pulpit + Trump's Slump + Jockstrap Selfie (Jelfie?) + MORE! Comments (0)

Paula-deen-800Desi Arnaz was as white as Paula Deen, but she's apparently reverse color-blind.

*widget boy culturePaula Deen is a racist tool, fires her social media manager over brownface.

*widget boy cultureHer producer, Gordon Elliott, is just as stupid.

*widget boy cultureAwful new social-media site bans cussing, homo content, erotica.

*widget boy cultureScott Walker's family slightly less gross than he is.

*widget boy cultureJimmy Carter says Jesus would be okay with gay marriage.

*widget boy cultureTix for 30th-anniversary Desperately Seeking Susan screening.

*widget boy cultureSubway's Jared mixed up in child-porn probe.

*widget boy cultureSUPER hot, intimate jockstrap shot. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureConservative talk-show host's reason for despising anti-gay bullying:

*widget boy cultureHow to break free from zip ties ... if you want to.

*widget boy cultureLaura Prepon is batshit crazy.

*widget boy cultureTrump doubles down, continues digging own political grave.

*widget boy cultureTrump is destroyed in Twitter war by Modern Family scribe.

*widget boy cultureLatina Miss USA contestants would not quit if Trump spit in their faces.

*widget boy cultureMale actors are never really described in these ways.

*widget boy cultureTeen Wolf booty gif.

*widget boy cultureGeorge Michael looks ... not great.

*widget boy cultureI remember Zac Efron's bro from my teen-mag days. He is now fuckable. A lot.

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Oct 31 2014
You Have Placed A Chiller In My Heart: A Return Trip To Old Jersey Comments (0)
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Above, check out a gallery of 20+ stars, then and now!

Twice a year, I get on a train to New Jersey in the early morning hours, spend a day hustling to get autographs and pic-withs from celebrities who sell those things at an event called Chiller Theatre, then attempt to make it home in one piece. I've had two disastrous experiences—a crippling snowstorm and the time I was overwhelmed by a virus. This time, the worst thing that happened to me was spending hours waiting for a signed picture with Honeymooners star Joyce Randolph, who most people I told the story to thought was long dead. (SPOILER ALERT: She's not.)

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For the second time, I arm-twisted my friend John to be my starfucking wingman. How I got him to meet me at 7AM and carry my bag and take all my pic-withs, I'll never know. But I think he has a couple more in him before he refuses the job, which he will...eventually.

MusclesHe was assisting—and upstaging?—the Baywatch boys.

Our first roadblock was when we arrived and no shuttle from the Sheraton was there to greet us at the station. A serious-faced young nerd took it upon himself to call the place and, in an almost alarmingly professional tone, inquire as to the fucking whereabouts of our transporation, only to be told they weren't supposed to have shuttles until after 10AM (an hour after the early-bird tickets we held went into effect), but would send one ASAP. Long minutes passed until he called back, only to be told the hotel wouldn't send its first shuttle until 10:50AM! It was beyond stupid for them to leave people at the station like that, though they passively blamed Chiller.

We paid $20 for a town car (the driver was dozing near the train tracks), but the kid rode free since he'd been our mouthpiece.

Keep reading for my take on the stars I encountered...

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Jul 25 2014
Need To Know: Boogie Woogie Bulge Boys + REAL Cute + Not Fonda Murdoch + Comments (0)

AbsThere's so much more to him than just muscles. There's also the peen.

*widget boy cultureWhat do you see first, his bulging abs or his bulging...?

*widget boy cultureSupercute Danny Roberts from The Real World is still adorbs.

*widget boy cultureBuzzfeed's Chris Geidner is NGLJA's Journalist of the Year.

*widget boy cultureWhy would Rick Santorum want a photo op with Eric Stonestreet???

*widget boy cultureJohn McCain sad that he has no dinner invites from President Obama.

*widget boy cultureJane Fonda lashes out at Rupert Murdoch.

*widget boy cultureAngry landlord decapitated tenant while she was alive, dismembered her.

*widget boy culture50 Shades of Grey is the worst book ever. Looks to be the worst movie:

*widget boy cultureSHOCK!: Megyn Kelly has no idea what she's talking about.

*widget boy cultureLong Island Medium's Theresa Caputo called a fraud.

*widget boy cultureAmanda Lepore inks book deal.

*widget boy cultureThe new Giovanni's Room can sell her book!

*widget boy cultureThat Madonna snippet was a re-do of “La Isla Bonita”.

*widget boy cultureJust like the dude in the first link, this one also has a lot going for him:

ShirtlessThey don't make them like this anymore. Well, they do, but it's harder to make them—they're so stuck up!

 
Jul 11 2014
Need To Know: Bi, Bi, Bi + Obama Parries With Perry + Rosie's New VIEW + Michelle O Engenders Contempt + MOCKINGBIRD Actress Dies + MORE! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureRacy new bisexual video (above) from Aris.

*widget boy cultureRuba Wilson wants to put out a visual album and needs your help.

*widget boy cultureGov. Rick Perry (R-Texas) caves, shakes hands with Obama. But that's it!

*widget boy cultureRosie O'Donnell officially returns to The View.

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*widget boy culture98-year-old San Franciscan evicted from her apartment of 50 years because $$$.

*widget boy cultureEven poor white people have it better than black people.

*widget boy cultureEmmy nominee Ferguson on hubby's cancer battle & Quinto rumors.

*widget boy cultureRadio host and nutjob Alex Jones calls Michelle Obama our “First Tranny.”

*widget boy cultureBe-Speedoed pornstar Jessie Colter called queer, kicked out of water park.

*widget boy cultureLindsay Lohan already proving to be a bad hire.

*widget boy cultureHeathers: The Musical posts closing notice.

*widget boy culturePageant: The Musical is back!

*widget boy cultureWell-off lady swiftly descends into poverty, crawls back.

*widget boy cultureOVER HALF of all statements on FOX News are false.

*widget boy cultureTo Kill a Mockingbird actress Rosemary Murphy dies @ 89.

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Jul 10 2014
The Emmys Are The New Black: Full List Of Nominees Comments (0)

Oitnb-redMulgrew had better win—she gives one of the best performances I've ever seen on TV.

The Emmy nominations are in, and I'm happy Orange Is the New Black got so much love...including for trans woman Laverne Cox! We've come a long way since Milton Berle. (Though I'm sad the men were overlooked—they're fantastic in their supporting roles.)

The Normal Heart was also showered with attention.

Meanwhile, that Ellen Burstyn—a brilliant actress with many amazing performances behind her—could be nominated for her ridiculous performance in the ridiculous Flowers in the Attic should make everyone involved realize that the Emmys will starfuck any movie star any time they deign to appear on the small screen.

Full list of Emmy nominees after the jump, with my predictions in blue...

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Apr 26 2012
Caring Is Chering: The 23rd GLAAD Media Awards Take L.A. Comments (7)

Gilles MariniYes, we are gay—don't judge Gilles Marini and me

Last Saturday, I had a lot of fun covering the red carpet of the 23rd GLAAD Media Awards. Didn't I just do that? Yes, but that was the New York edition; as I was in L.A., I covered the West Coast gathering. See, GLAAD ain't dumb—they have two to make it so no celebrity can say, "Oh, I'm on the wrong coast! I can't go!"

I hired my sweet pal Brad as my videographer and met him at the Westin USBonaventure just in time to check in and take our places. I kind of hate how the carpet was set up—the guests were allowed to congregate behind us to stargaze, which was distracting. But it was nothing compared to the women two spots down from me whose entire goal was to flash a huge "FREE GAY HUGS!" sign and video themselves receiving said hugs from roughly two-thirds of the celebrities who walked. (And I thought I was lame with my aggressive pic-with requests!) They were so damn loud! Luckily, they didn't ruin any of my interviews, but only by sheer luck.

Brad's mic needed batteries (he's blond; sorry, Brad) so I wound up videoing my own first chat, with Jennifer Tyrrell. She's the lesbian mom recently booted as a den mother by the virulently homophobic Boy Scouts of America. Smart woman and immediately likable. Unreal that they're getting away with that crap. I was a cub scout (I bailed on Webelos mainly because...what the fuck is a Webelo???) and fondly remember my Pinewood Derby racing days as well as the hillbilly band we assembled for a talent night. Not to mention the father/son cook-off, in which my father and I had a well-appreciated coconut cream pie. But still, fuck the Scouts.

My first stars were Angela Featherstone (STUH-nning, but my campadre confessed she had been an ice queen on a recent shoot) and Michelle Paradise of Exes & Ohs. No Megan Cavanagh, but they were delightful.

Grant GustinNext, I snagged Grant Gustin of Glee. I don't really follow the show, but no one that cute is getting past me without a third degree. He's adorable and quite articulate, even if he refers to gay people as "homosexuals," which totally didn't offend me because he was totally doing it to sound smart, not homophobic. I had a homosexual crush on various parts of him.

Max AdlerMax Adler from the same show was equally adorable and charming. He's passionate about his role, even though it came as a total shocker that his bullying character would be written as a late-blooming man-lover.

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