ABOVE: I think I've captured the spirit of the day.

BELOW: Keep reading for how Meta is snatching accounts with no accountability, Biden bans U.S. imports of Russian oil, Emmett Till Anti-Lynching Act finally passes, Florida has passed the repulsive Don't Say Gay bill and more ...

ABOVE: Cross that off your list.

BELOW: Great vaccine news, a billionaire Mormon is now just a billionaire, RIP Truly Scrumptious and more ...

ABOVE: Let us give thanks for Jeff Bridges.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madison Cawthorn's abortion-wrongs argument, the parents of that school shooter are arrested, an incredible Madonna exhibition and more  ...

ABOVE: Yes, Paul Forman's IG is consistently this hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nathan Fillion's bulge, Tom Daley's suction, a guy with the body of a Russian gymnast, Nina Turner going down in flames and more ...

Me an the boys once were all vaxd pic.twitter.com/g10F6fO5RV

— DYLAN (@dylangarsee) April 6, 2021

ABOVE: When you're vaccinated and young enough to eat literally anything without consequences.

BELOW: Chris Lowell's butt glows, new HIV vaccine (yes, HIV, not COVID), everyone able to get COVID-vaccinated starting April 19 and more ...

ABOVE: Things go better with it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay boy bander's problem, Trump's Georgia blues, Boebert's new word and more ...

ABOVE: Anchor aweigh!

BELOW: Keep reading for a contrarian POV on It's a Sin, a Florida Karen dragging Kamala into her battles, Trump's tax returns hit the Manhattan D.A. and more ...

ABOVE: History-making swearing-in.

BELOW: Keep reading for a closeted frat guy coming out, Biden's very busy first two weeks, some Golden Globes shockers and more ...