ABOVE: Towel boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay South African lust, Pitt as Fauci, Birx gives Trump cover, the end of double-spacing as we know it and more ...

ABOVE: Nice spread.

BELOW: Hot cook shows his sausage, Lolita dies, ex-Disney actor accuses judge of anti-gay bias and more ...

Costume drama

This is what happens with a former drag queen directs a children's show.

SOTU: Obama knocks climate-change deniers, Trump's economy fiction, Islamophobes.

Even the GOP response to the SOTU smacks Trump!

Kim Davis wore this to the SOTU speech.

Rep who invited Davis had no idea he'd invited her.

From here

David Mixner thinks Hillary has a Bill problem.

Hillary Clinton getting tougher on Bernie post-Bill commentary.

Sanders seeing growth in polls.

Bush attacks Rubio using Nancy Sinatra.

Incredible Charlie Sheen HIV fail: Undetectable not good enough for him!

Baby Scumbag tried to have sex with a 12-year-old, procure her for his handlers.

Gay kiss goes viral, lands men in hot water in Morocco.

Le Pen is not mightier than the selfie sword.

Madonna's ex sued for kind of great use of social media.

I am painfully jealous of Marilu Henner now.

Terry Richardson will soon have access to twins.

Debbie Harry looks scary-good!

Tom Brady's used underwear is for sale.

Check out this exhibition of art by Rene Capon, The Chronicles of Zebra Boy.

Artist of a different stripe