ABOVE: What a lovely way to lose.

BELOW: Keep reading for Zac's body, Kamala's choice and more ...

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Queen of the Deuce, a new doc about the life and loves (which include preserving family and making money hand over fist) of NYC's notorious porn magnate Chelly Wilson, is a fascinating portrait of an immigrant who wrestled the American Dream to the ground and proceeded to pimp it out.

Directed by Valerie Kontakos, Queen of the Deuce — which refers to 42nd Street, as it was known before America's shitty Mayor Rudy Giuliani Disneyfied Times Square — is a surprisingly touching look at an unlikely pornographer, a woman who escaped the Holocaust, married men but was eventually unapologetically a lesbian, and who made her money in a field that seemed to interest her strictly for the financial reward.

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Sam Shahid's documentary Hidden Master: The Legacy of George Platt Lynes — in theaters and available digitally May 31 — is an exhaustive, stylish examination of one of the 20th century's finest — and most overlooked — photographers, a gay creator who was out and something more than proud decades before Stonewall.

ABOVE: My American idol.

BELOW: Keep reading for Speedos, Trump's umpteenth lie, Tony Goldwyn's package and more ...

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Late Night with the Devil is the latest indie from brothers Cameron and Colin Cairnes, a dizzyingly stylized found-footage flick about a fictitious '70s late-night host whose fortunes rose and fell precipitously — all before the final episode of his show made TV history ... and scared the hell out of everyone who saw it.

Stormy is hard not to like — and she loves herself a gay man with a mic.

A couple of nights ago, I did something I don't often do — I zipped over to Brooklyn (no passport required!) to 3 Dollar Bill, which was hosting a premiere screening of the Peacock doc Stormy, all about the tumultuous time that porn star/director Stormy Daniels has spent suing and getting sued by Donald Trump.

We've let Stormy down, but this was her Miss World moment.

Stormy helped change the course of history in some ways, or at least tried, and yet has wound up in debt and abandoned. And she has a story to tell about that experience.

The other reason I went is that Stormy was there and available for a meet-and-greet, so I couldn't resist.

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ABOVE: He's eaten plenty of girls' asses, but won't ask a girl to eat his. But if “somebody” wanted to — he's down. Watch.

BELOW: Hot retro movie, Biden's overperformance, bevy of booties and more ...

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ABOVE: Rot in hell is a trusty season's greetings. I say it right back to anyone who'd vote for this POS. And now, to get drunk. (I don't drink, but you can!)

BELOW: Christmas leftovers, Asher Monroe's tribute to 100 years of great songs, death of a gay sports journalist and more ...