ABOVE: The Man from HOT-lantis!

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ABOVE: Happy birthday to Russell Todd, truly one of cinema's best-looking men E-VER.

Todd in Andy Warhol's series Fashion (1979-1980)(GIFs via GIPHY)

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Benny Drama aka Benito Skinner & Rish Shah are underdressed in Overcompensating. (Image via Prime Video)

ABOVE: Overcompensating debuts May 15 on Prime Video. It's about a closeted former football player. I assume there will be some touchdown. There.

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Via Mr. Man:

Everyone watches The White Lotus for the drama, the laughs, and the accents ... but what about the nudity? Yup, people are tuning in for that as well. Nearly every week creator Mike White delivers something for us to chew on, and we thought it was about time that someone ranked the best nude scenes from the hit Max series from yas to best.

But first, what is The White Lotus about? The White Lotus is an anthology series, with each season taking place at a different luxurious White Lotus resort. The first season takes place in Hawaii, the second in Sicily, and the current, third, season in Thailand. Each season includes a murder, and each focuses on over-the-top wealthy resort guests and the staff who cater to them.

See these full uncensored scenes here

So who do we have in store for you below? Relive Theo James’ butt, Will Sharpe’s unclockable bod, Leo Woodall’s gay sex scene, Italian stud Stefano Gianino’s cock, Murray Bartlett and Lukas Gage’s infamous butt munching scene, and more ...

ABOVE: I — well. 

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The Nutcracker? SWEET! (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Key moment from THIS video.

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ABOVE: Take - it - off.

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ABOVE: I would have liked front row for THAT.

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