ABOVE: I'll take both!

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Eichner, John Fetterman and straight girls on poppers ...

Via Mr. Man:

Ripped. Hairy. Fat-assed. Model-hot. Out.

Any questions from the audience? Jonathan Bailey is the breakout star of Season 2 of Bridgerton, and everyone and their DILF wants to see his nude scenes. Thankfully, we have every single one of Jonathan Bailey’s nude scenes right here!

The beyond-beautiful British babe dove headfirst into the world of on-screen nudity in the 2016 comedy series Crashing. In Crashing, Jonathan plays a 20-something navigating love, sex, life, etc., while crashing at an abandoned hospital with some friends. See Jonathan’s gay scene in Crashing, where he also shows his big penis bulge and pees next to a daddy in the bathroom!

But it was Jonathan’s nude scene in the very first ever Bridgerton episode that first got people talking. There are fat asses, and then there are fat asses, and Jonathan has the latter. His deliciously juicy butt takes center stage as he changes in the bedroom after sex.

Jonathan kicked off Season 2 of Bridgerton with another great nude scene. If it ain’t broke. He gets out of bed for a the kind of gratuitous booty shot we’ve come to expect from Bridgerton.

Perfection.

Via Mr. Man:

Who Killed Sara? is a surprisingly homoerotic Spanish-language Netflix mystery series, and Season 3 is set to premiere on May 18!

What better time is there to check out the show's completely gratuitous male nudity and gay sex?

The actors Luis Roberto Guzmán and Eugenio Siller really steal the show here. Eugenio Siller disappoints his girl by being attracted to men, and she even tries to dress like a man in order to entice him in the bedroom.

“A” for effort.

ABOVE: Just the truth at the NYC #BansOffOurBodies march. Also, for good measure, note that in Missouri a pregnant woman can not legally divorce her husband. Or abort the child.

Bonus image — Dan Forrester was turning 27, but died at 31. (Image via Boy's Life)

BELOW: Keep reading for Clarence Thomas's hissy-fit, Madonna's NFT windfall for charity and more ...

ABOVE; Everything Linda Simpson did on a lark in the '80s and '90s is now art.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Elon Musk's cold feet, RIP Fred Ward and more ...

ABOVE: He knows full well.

BELOW: Keep reading for the porn doc shaking things up, two new queer books, Betty White's stuff and more ...

without further ado… ms. patti lupone pic.twitter.com/rEBB7nfXQ2

— hen (@themascsinger) May 11, 2022

ABOVE: Mouthy cunt mouths off to Patti LuPone.

BELOW: RIP James Olson, Manchin's a no on abortion rights, school backs down on Don't Say Gay decision and more...

ABOVE: Such a sad ending for such a talented, handsome actor. Follow me on IG at Gr8erDays, BoyCultureDotCom and/or EncyclopediaMadonnica. I'm also on Twitter — for now.

BELOW: Keep reading for Firebird streaming, Jesse Williams's mighty bat, Marilyn's price tag and more ...