ABOVE: If you wanna be a bottom banana ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-NFLer who is marrying his man, the OUT100, the not-so-gay-friendly Dem challenging Pelosi from the right, the truth about Riverdale hottie Casey Cott and much, much more ...

ABOVE: When your thighs have separate zip codes.

BELOW: Keep reading for a history of male undies, France shaming Trump, remembering Sherwood Schwartz, NYC's Amazon conundrum, one of the best booty GIFs of all time and more ...

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

BELOW: Not gonna lie, lots of shitty news, from a new mass shooting to Trump openly battling the media and firing Jeff Sessions and more, plus some silver-daddy eye candy so you don't wnat to kill yourself immediately ...

ABOVE: Leg day!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nick Champa's chassis, Trump's childish 60 Minutes taunts, gay and straight on a date and much, much more ...

Above: It ain't easy being green, but it does have its benefits.

Below: Keep reading for a Boys in the Band Q&A, the great conservative pile-on of Treasonous  Trump, the Trumpster who protests his gay Asian neighbor, and more ...

Above: Music for your eyes.

Below: Keep reading for a male model's power thighs, the gay secret of Blockers, a heart-rending obit for a trans kid, Molly Ringwald's outstanding critique of John Hughes, John Barrowman's revenge against target, why Miss Vanjie did that and said that, and much more ...

Above: Was the lighting good for you?

Below: Keep reading for Nassar's male accuser, Pelosi meets Ru, Ru apologizes as Bob the Drag Queen tries to make peace, marriage equality in the Philippines, Oscar screw-up, Sanders's daughter flames out in Vermont, Roseanne sucks up to Pence, Kellyanne breaks the law, Cohn abandons ship, (a few) gays for Trump, cute dude nude and Schitt's Creek renewed ...

Justin Hartley is shown off to great advantage in the trailer for A Bad Moms Christmas, in which he appears to be getting a sack-and-crack wax from co-star Kathryn Hahn.

I didn't see the first movie, but this one appears to have piqued my curiosity.

Keep reading for Justin at his most exposed, plus more hot links of the day: The mad pooper of Colorado, the late George Michael's last known work and more ...