ABOVE: When you're on at all times.

BELOW: Keep reading for a bareassed model, Lindsey Graham's latest backstab to America and more ...

ABOVE: A little flex appeal.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage hunks (some without trunks), why William H. Macy wasn't indicted, Trump's denial he even knows that massage-parlor crook and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp's takes on art and image never fail to sting.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttigieg on Pence, Miss Fame's tears, a hot stripper enters the army, Dionne Warwick on gay rights, Nancy Pelosi embraces her Patron Saint of Shade mantle and more ...

ABOVE: Oscars all around!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked favorite, a gallery of HOT-ness, a gay American Idol heart-tugger, Pelosi on impeachment and much more ...

ABOVE: It's got five eggplants on Yelp. Follow HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Virginia's unending mess, Trump's unending SOTU and more ...

BREAKING: Pres. Trump: "I am very proud to announce today that we have reached a deal to end the shutdown and reopen the federal government."

Trump says he will sign bill to reopen government until February 15.https://t.co/PdMxX2gJG2 pic.twitter.com/WkkUPZXRG7

— ABC News (@ABC) January 25, 2019

Trying to spin his caving on an unreasonable demand as something of which to be proud, Trump announced the shutdow is over and the government is open — until February 15.

ABOVE: Just interviewed this photographer — his eye for lighting is spectacular. I'll alert you when the Q&A is coming, and where.

BELOW: Madonna's new look, Trump's new crimes, big ol' booty for art's sake and more ..

ABOVE: Red alert!

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of a Mr. Universe, Trump's circling the drain, Hollywood's BIGGEST and (smallest) dicks and more ...