ABOVE: The gyft that keeps on MacGyving! (It sort of works, though.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the tragic suicide of Simon Dunn, a January 6er gets his comeuppance and more  ...

ABOVE: What a may-unh!

BELOW: Keep reading for a classic-beefcake show, a classic Speaker shit-show, the murder of an African queer-rights icon and more ...

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Longtime LGBTQ+ activist Cyndi Lauper was at the White House for President Biden's signing of the Respect for Marriage Act, a historic codification of same-sex and interracial marriage. Her sweet message:

ABOVE: See Thomas Howell?!

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay lawmaker targeted as a groomer, Herschel Walker's surprisingly humble concession and more ...

NYC hearts Nancy Pelosi. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: A fond farewell to Nancy Pelosi's leadership.

BELOW: Keep reading for Boebert's nail-biter of a win, Garland naming special counsel to decide if Trump will be indicted, Grindr goes public and more ...

Pelosi's farewell speech — like her tenure — was one for the ages. (Image via video still)

Speaker Pelosi will not seek House leadership, but will continue to represent San Francisco. She made this announcement in a lovely, patriotic speech from the House floor Thursday.

We will be the weaker without her, but I am hopeful Hakeem Jeffries will be ready for this task ...

ABOVE: With thanks to Socialite Life.

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ABOVE: Hope everyone voted. Looks rough out there, and hoping for a win or two.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Sexiest Man Alive, Trump dragging Nancy Pelosi and more ...