ABOVE: Did your Memorial Day weekend look like this? Mine was spent nursing a dog back to health. Still ongoing. Kill me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Nick Jonas porn-alike, Meghan McCain's latest appropriation of her father's catchet, Facing Your Fierce, new Pose trailers and more ...

ABOVE: Porn legend Donnie Russo is aging nicely.

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ABOVE: When Aaron Cobbett and Matthew Camp collide!

BELOW: Keep readiing for that Tom Ford quote about Melania, an anti-gay flyer in Chicago, a Katy Perry moment, the world's worst gay brother and more ...

ABOVE: He's Da Man.

BELOW: Keep reading for Out's trans cover, Esquire's white-supremacy cover, a not-so-straight Arrow, hot pits and more ...

ABOVE: You're soaking in it.

BELOW: Keep reading for V-Day underwear to wear, a twist in the Justin Fairfax rape accusations, a Jussie Smollett update, Beto's bigger crowd and more ...

ABOVE: Flight me.

BELOW: Zac's injury, anti-gay West Virginian cretin and more ...

ABOVE: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's crime family, Emily Blunt & John Krasinski on their power-couple status and why that Obamacare ruling is a joke ...

At every checkout across the U.S. for years. (Image via NE)

I remember reading maybe 20 years ago a piece on National Enquirer — which I used to buy and read because I thought it was funny, it had actual news on old-time stars and my aunt used to have it so it was nostalgic — and in the piece, someone at the mag pointed out they actually had way more damaging stories that they'd never run, and it was because people don't want to read bad news about stars like Bill Cosby. It was hard to imagine what the stories could be at the time.

PUBLISHER OF NATIONAL ENQUIRER ADMITS TO HUSH-MONEY PAYMENTS ON TRUMP'S BEHALF

I knew the mag traded bad stories for good — that's why you'd suddenly see at-home-with features with someone you knew was sweating being outed.