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I remember reading maybe 20 years ago a piece on National Enquirer — which I used to buy and read because I thought it was funny, it had actual news on old-time stars and my aunt used to have it so it was nostalgic — and in the piece, someone at the mag pointed out they actually had way more damaging stories that they'd never run, and it was because people don't want to read bad news about stars like Bill Cosby. It was hard to imagine what the stories could be at the time.

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I knew the mag traded bad stories for good — that's why you'd suddenly see at-home-with features with someone you knew was sweating being outed.

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