ABOVE: He'll always have a face to sit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Holland, Globes, the second worst January 6 and more ...

(Image via Dekkoo)

ABOVE: A closer look at Dekkoo's Big Boys here:

BELOW: Keep reading for Luther Vandross, male cheerleaders, the Cybertruck bomber and more ...

ABOVE: I will never tire of surprising people with Dabney Coleman's ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tragic death, hot guys galore, VP Harris doing her duty and more ...

Tyler Koberstein went from beanpole to massively stacked in a year. (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: He's got one of those accounts that always brings a smile to your face.

BELOW: Flag on that play ...

Goin' down, down, down, down ... (Image via YouTube)

ABOVE: YouTube keeps suggesting this video of Stefano Belotti for ... some reason.

BELOW: Keep reading for a 1sie 2 die 4, queer animals and more ...

ABOVE: Joe Dallesandro forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for a sad coming-out occasion, the gay-porn stars we lost in 2024, that terrorist attack and more ...

Yep, he's gay. (Image via Instagram/Threads) ***********************************************

ABOVE: Make it a New Year's resolution to come join me on Threads! (I hated the image being off-center, hence the asterisks.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Sam Salter, Biden on Carter and more ...

Bag boy (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: Wanna feel old? Alex the crush-worthy teen Target bagger went viral TEN YEARS AGO.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of President Jimmy Carter, why Wicked is radical and more ...