it was just like no big deal, like sucking dick and cock. and i was like oh my god, time and place! and you did it at my birthday dinner. and i made excuses for you then pic.twitter.com/2txifcVS5y

— matt (@mattxiv) April 8, 2023

ABOVE: I reacted to the above (Matt is an invaluable Twitter follow, by the way, informationally) by saying Matt is cute and some prick said I am old enough to be Matt's father. (1) I'm no one's father, (2) I said CUTE, I didn't do a full Lenny palm-bite, (3) I said CUTE in response to a playfully sexy post, and (4) why are so many queer people this nutty about age-gap anything? You know, the people you find cute, even sexy, don't necessary radically change as you age. There's nothing wrong with seeing cuteness forever, and actually, there's nothing wrong with dating someone way younger if they're an adult. This infantilization of young adults is a part of the overall societal push to call more and more and more things pedophilia.

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ABOVE: Blew period.

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Hole brothers, too. (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: These husbands found out they share the same biological father. (1) They thought it a good idea to announce this, and (2) people flipped out like it's so beyond gross — they didn't grow up as a family and won't procreate. And (3), the account was deleted. UPDATE: (4) I am told they said they were joking.

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Oh, Brotherton! (Image via video still)

As part of Season 2 of My Unorthodox Life — which follows ex-ultra-orthodox Jewish woman Julia Haart and fam — we will see more from out gay man Robert Brotherton. I'm told his (open) relationship with his boyfriend will be explored, along with a fledgling off-Broadway career.

Watch the trailer, below:

ABOVE: Saucy Santa excitedly recounts performing with Madonna as “Material Gworl” is set for single release on Friday. I love this take on the song — watch/listen HERE.

Fists of Ed Fury: I'll choke ya if you don't keep reading! (Image via vintage still)

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ABOVE: Happy EIGHTIETH (?!), Harrison Ford!

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ABOVE: Hey, Jor'!

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Via Mr. Man:

Who Killed Sara? is a surprisingly homoerotic Spanish-language Netflix mystery series, and Season 3 is set to premiere on May 18!

What better time is there to check out the show's completely gratuitous male nudity and gay sex?

The actors Luis Roberto Guzmán and Eugenio Siller really steal the show here. Eugenio Siller disappoints his girl by being attracted to men, and she even tries to dress like a man in order to entice him in the bedroom.

“A” for effort.