ABOVE: Just another way being a hot twink pays off ... eventually!

BELOW: Mr. Deep Voice's erotic spread, George Santos lives to fight another day (possibly just about 16 more days) and more  ...

ABOVE: Batman-meat.

BELOW: Keep reading for male nudity, gay-dad sleuths, underwear lines and a conversion-therapy survivor ...

ABOVE: Burt's butt! (And beyond.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Theo James's junk, the death of a gay country trailblazer and more ...

(Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Dan's the man!

BELOW: Keep reading for an impassioned pro-queer speech, Dolly's touring announcement and more ...

He's young yet, so maybe the GOP will draft him in 2024. (Image via video still)

For the first time in 60 years (and don't get too wet, because they voted solid Nixon vs. JFK back then!), all of the voters in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, the first place in the U.S. to announce a final vote tally each year due to the fact that you can count the number of its citizens on one hand, swept for one candidate: Biden.

ABOVE: The man knows how to live. Interview here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Russell Tovey's body, Trump supporting Chuck Woolery over Dr. Fauci, Kelly Preston's shocking death and more ...

ABOVE: Bruce Weber is dipping into his archives to entertain the gay masses, including his “Being Boring” clip from 30 years ago.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Brazilian, Amy Klobuchar's personal connection to COVID-19, Henry Golding playing gay in a new drama and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...