ABOVE: I remember when teen magazines looked like this. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading or a pit-iful photo shoot, memories of the Everard, Biden's masked leadership, Trump's North Carolina shake-down and more ...

ABOVE: Pete's nips.

BELOW: Keep reading for an underwear overlord, Pompeo's taxpayer-funded dog walker, Karl Rove's racist rhetoric returns, the face/dick challenge and more ...

Blue > red (Image via video still)

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, in an interview with Hugh Hewitt, suggested that rather than seeking a federal bailout, blue states should simply declare bankruptcy over the coronavirus pandemic's toll.

Rightly, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo shot back with how dumb and offensive McConnell's beliefs are, saying:

ABOVE: Freud rage.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tattooed giant, a trans Tokyo Rose, gay-bashed men welcomed back at the scene of the crime, Trump's attempts at insurrection and more ...

ABOVE: ... and I'll be your server today.

BELOW: Keep reading for beach bums, full-frontal actor, Warren for Biden, Tom Hardy uglied up, RIP Brian Dennehy and more ...

ABOVE: This is a pose I could get behind.

PART 2: Also ABOVE, looks like his Pose co-star had the same impulse!

BELOW: Keep reading for Fauci's Trump-suction, gray-haired Pietro Boselli, the Tumblr-izing of Instagram and more ...

ABOVE: Hi, drama.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA lottery winner, sobering COVID-19 predictions, a heartwarming blast from the past, the death of a soap star and more ...

ABOVE: Are you bored, he asks.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Kirstie Alley's always sucked, the new COVID-19 relief package, the death of a Top Chef Masters cook and more ...