ABOVE: Hatch's boobies.

BELOW: Keep reading for trainer day, Trump's latest endorsement of insurrection, a whiff of poppers and more ...

ABOVE: I laughed.

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ABOVE: Who remembers Charles Bronson as should-always-be-shirtless hot?

BELOW: Keep reading for election results and postmortems, a hot new Instagram devoted to NYC's gay mag of record and more ...

ABOVE: For Halloween, I'm going as Lockie Brownlie's treasure trail.

BELOW:  Keep reading for Alexander Ludwig shirtless, Bowen Yang's DADDY and more ...

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ABOVE: For the win.

BELOW: Keep reading for thighs and lows, a grown man leaning on a boy for wearing a dress to prom and more ...

ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...

ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...

ABOVE: Hot holes.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...