ABOVE: Coverboy.

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ABOVE: Ask a stupid question ...

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ABOVE: I laffed.

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ABOVE: Touchdown there.

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You'll see more of him below. (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Bad news — he can't wink.

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Judge Salas escaped injury. (Image via video still)

UPDATE: The suspect in this case was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was an attorney who I've read had a case before Salas in 2015; however, he has been IDed as Roy Den Hollander, a virulent misogynist (they call 'em men's rights activists to be polite) who had raged against Salas as a lazy judge. Unreal that people sink to such depths of depravity as to murder over hatred:

BREAKING: Suspect in shooting of judge's family found dead of apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound, multiple law enforcement sources tell @ABC News.

The deceased suspect was an attorney who had a case before Judge Salas in 2015, sources say. https://t.co/RaYCDRhFro

— ABC News (@ABC) July 20, 2020

Via WPIX: Sunday evening, a lone gunman dressed as a FedEx employee appeared at the North Brunswick, New Jersey, home of Esther Salas, the first-ever Latina federal judge, an Obama appointee, and shot her 20-year-old son Daniel Anderl (inset) dead before seriously wounding her criminal defense attorney husband, Mark Anderl.

Salas was reportedly in the family's basement at the time of the attack and escaped uninjured.

Salas was the judge presiding over the Jeffrey Epstein/Deutsche Bank case, which would explore the financial institution's dealings with the late billionaire pedophile.

ABOVE: In the name of love — 43 years ago, two men with their priorities straight.

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