ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...

ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...

ABOVE: Hot holes.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...

ABOVE: When Mr. Clean was more than an animated figure!

BELOW: Keep reading for sad news about Siegfried, Pence & Trump team up, Susan Collins never fails to fail, a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient who doesn't want it and more ...

ABOVE: Splish-splash.

BELOW: Keep reading for an attack on Matt Gaetz, a Grinch-themed Georgia ad, when Obama met Madonna and more ...

ABOVE: I guess this is what they mean by good light?

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hos, a gay blue mayor in a red area, Laverne Cox and her friend attacked, why you should probably be tested for COVID-19 and more ...

Bridge-and-tunnel rats (Image via video still)

A gaggle of Trumpers decided to wreak havoc with traffic in New Jersey and New York City today, and one of them smugly mentioned Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's name, hoping she had been delayed.

She knows how to use Twitter, boys ...

ABOVE: Coverboy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's butt, the sudden death of the TransGriot, a Sprouse in drag, the mysteriously quiet Chris Christie and more ...