ABOVE: Oh ... my ... Greek ... God.

BELOW: Keep reading for Patti LaBelle's incel son, ex-porn actor wins in New Mexico, meet the coronavirus super spreaders of New York state, all about playing gay and more ...

ABOVE: A thirst trap that reminds you to drink water.

BELOW: Keep reading for LGBTQ candidates, Trump's (almost) nonexistent chances of winning, the Pope believes in takesy-backsies, Gaga for Biden, an amazing gay dad of three and more ...

ABOVE: Click here to see who is throwing that shade.

BELOW: Keep reading for a show-off wrestler, Trump admits he was not kidding, Mel Gibson asked Winona Ryder if she were an “oven dodger” and more ...

ABOVE: Put one foot (I mean, as a maximum estimate) in front of the other.

BELOW: Keep reading for that fake Shake Shack story, Houston gay bars closing due to COVID-19, the only living plaintiff behind the SCOTUS decision and more  ...

ABOVE: Screw Gone with the Wind, I'm a Wizard of Oz man myself!

BELOW: Keep reading for a robe-wearing flasher, Trump's latest poll plunge, a cop who choked a man out (to death), the big Gone with the Wind debate and more ...

ABOVE: Not-so-blurred lines.

BELOW: Keep reading for the sequel to the gay classique Dare, an outrageous court decision in Arizona, Trump slamming a dead woman and more ...

The ad sort of kicks ass. (Image via video still)

Valerie Plame, the undercover CIA agent under Bush/Cheney who was outed by their henchman Scooter Libby — Libby was pardoned by Trump — is running for Congress in New Mexico, and her TV spot is basically Fast & Furious & Female ...

ABOVE: Hanging out.

BELOW: Keep reading for the racist who won in Mississippi, Nico Tortorella's tush, a new Warhol exhibit that's great, just great and more ...