ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

ABOVE: Again, nice to have a POTUS instead of a POS! (He's so well-liked that writers of anti-Biden books are having a problem selling them.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a blow-up at Helix Studios, Trump's blog ends (already!), National Enquirer must pay up for unfair Trump favoritism, a sexy vet and more ...

ABOVE: Oh ... my ... Greek ... God.

BELOW: Keep reading for Patti LaBelle's incel son, ex-porn actor wins in New Mexico, meet the coronavirus super spreaders of New York state, all about playing gay and more ...

ABOVE: A thirst trap that reminds you to drink water.

BELOW: Keep reading for LGBTQ candidates, Trump's (almost) nonexistent chances of winning, the Pope believes in takesy-backsies, Gaga for Biden, an amazing gay dad of three and more ...

ABOVE: Click here to see who is throwing that shade.

BELOW: Keep reading for a show-off wrestler, Trump admits he was not kidding, Mel Gibson asked Winona Ryder if she were an “oven dodger” and more ...

ABOVE: Put one foot (I mean, as a maximum estimate) in front of the other.

BELOW: Keep reading for that fake Shake Shack story, Houston gay bars closing due to COVID-19, the only living plaintiff behind the SCOTUS decision and more  ...

ABOVE: Screw Gone with the Wind, I'm a Wizard of Oz man myself!

BELOW: Keep reading for a robe-wearing flasher, Trump's latest poll plunge, a cop who choked a man out (to death), the big Gone with the Wind debate and more ...

ABOVE: Not-so-blurred lines.

BELOW: Keep reading for the sequel to the gay classique Dare, an outrageous court decision in Arizona, Trump slamming a dead woman and more ...