ABOVE: Captain of your heart.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys in Greece, Ida slams Louisiana, calling out the fake Afghanistan outrage, a juicy '80s-music doc and more ...

Vintage, but not ready for Antiques Roadshow, ass by Locky Brownlie (GIF by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: In honor of the announcement that a virtual Broadway Bares is returning, a GIF from an earlier installment.

BELOW: Keep reading for myriad ways to celebrate Pride, a romantic David Hernandez tune, Gaga opening up about being raped and left pregnant, Season 2 of Love, Victor and more ...

ABOVE: Meshin' around.

BELOW: Keep reading for rugby booty, Eric Trump's alone-time with Michael Jackson, gruesome details about the death of an actor and more ...

Stanley C. Burkhardt (Image via mug shot)

The death of a gay teen hustler in New Orleans in 1982 was not ruled homicide or suicide when his body was fished from the Mississippi. Four days in the water had obscured any superficial signs of foul play, so investigators wrote it off as just another hooker's death due to misadventure.

But one man who was convinced 17-year-old Eddie Dirt aka Edward Wells may have been murdered was Det. Stanley C. Burkhardt, who went on record saying he thought perhaps Wells could've been killed by a john, noting that someone had called his mom to say she'd never seen him alive again, and pointing out that a list of clients was also missing.

Shockingly, 36 years later, the cold case is warming up — and it's because that very same detective is now a person of interest ...

Above: When you're jealous of a block of ice.

Below: Keep reading for the hottest links of the day ...

(Image via Capturing Rainbows)

Bob Young has been posting some incredible reminiscences within the Facebook group Capturing Rainbows, most recently one about his debut as a bartender at Lafitte's in New Orleans back in 1979 ...

James Schneider, a gay, Jewish man running for City Countil in Cape Coral, Florida, says the KKK has threatened his life in a hateful message left at his home a week ago.

The note says, “We know where you live, faggot,” which is the kind of veiled threat cowardly stalkers use in order to avoid out-and-out stating their intentions.

Police have not yet classified it as a hate crime. Welcome to Florida. Keep reading for this and more hot links of the day, including: Will Trump bomb North Korea? and Madonna's move out of the country ...

(Image by Sara Krulwich/The New York Times)

The New York Times: The more things change, the more they stay the same — religious objections to blasphemous gay play The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told. Tickets!

Lavell Crawford (Video still via VLADTV)

BET: Comic Lavell Crawford's own father was gay, but he says being gay is “still f*cking weird,” conflates it with the trans push for bathroom rights, says we're not born gay.

YouTube @ AXS TV: Sheryl Crow clucks her tongue at Madonna (by name) and probably Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj, among others, by implication, for having sexy art:

Joe.My.God.: Nikki Haley is the highest-ranking Trumpster to acknowledge and demand answers about the Chechen concentration camp for gay men.

Towleroad: When you don't want cops to keep their hands to themselves:

 

In a completely lighthearted, humorous move an NOPD officer reaches back to gently slap the rear of Qween B. Amor who persisted on backing up and dancing closer and closer to these motorcycle officers who were leading an Easter parade through the French Quarter on Sunday. The crowds lining Royal St. immediately erupted in laughter and applauded the unexpected move by the officer. A fun time was had by all! Photo by Chris Granger @cgranger #onlyinneworleans

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Joe's Pub: Do not miss Unitard if you're in NYC in May — I saw them once and fell in love, and saw Nora Burns solo once and fell even harder.

(Image via Unitard)