ABOVE: I wish I'd never gotten so many gold stars in Aqua Tots.

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Three guys three — IG: @YouHaveBeenBariToned (Image via BariToned)

BariToned is high-kicking off a Damsel in Distress Tour at the Birdland in NYC on Tuesday, March 19 (doors 5:45 p.m./show 7 p.m.), and it is a show that promises to be a tip of the heel to Broadway's most memorable leading ladies.

Joe Hager, Edward Miskie and Kyle Hines — with music direction/arrangements by Dan Pardo and choreography by Brooke Martino — will sing a bevy of sure-to-please tribute tunes. Via press release:

Manafort is screwed, no matter how you look at it. (Image via video still)

Today was a very bad day for Donald Trump's onetime campaign chairman, Paul Manafort.

Come inside (All iPhone snaps by Matthew Rettenmund)

I just viewed what I would say is the best-ever exhibit of gay male art at the Leslie-Lohman Museum in Soho.

Male Gaze: Life, Legend, Legacy (February 17-March 31) is made up of incredibly diverse work from the personal collection of Charles Leslie and his late partner Fritz Lohman themselves, items from their 50-year collection of male erotica that encompass paintings, drawings, sculptures and, of course ...

Mandrake (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

I spent Friday evening with a group of mostly-naked men who were only too happy to be ogled — you know, a typical date night.

Twinky Boots reveals twink booty.

Not really, but Members Only Boylesque — which is available for future booty calls on April 5, May 31 and June 14 at 10 p.m. at the Laurie Beechman Theatre — is definitely worthy of an entry in your little black book ...

ABOVE: Matthew Camp, who arrived some time ago, has arrived again!

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy TV, a new gay movie, Trump sucking up to Kim Jong Un, that Madonna movie and more ...

Genet rights (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

Helix star Joey Mills made a splash in NYC at the legendary Strand Bookstore, appearing Monday night with author Taylor Saracen. Her book Electric Soul (the third in her Rise Up LGBTQ youth series) is based on Joey's pre-porn life — and the two told a rapt audience it's about half true and half imagined.

The pair chatted about how they collaborated, and Joey offered tidbits about his life in Missouri, his relationship with his parents, and said the warm reception was one of the nicest things that's ever happened to him.

Stacked

Afterward, a long line of fans waited to meet the dynamic duo, and Joey indulged everyone with selfies, autographs, hugs and — in one case — a kiss.

It pays to ask!

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ABOVE: Summer's almost he — wait, it's, like, February? Fuck.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lee Pace nude, a domestic terrorist genuinely inspired by Trump, Jussie Smollett screwed and more ...