ABOVE: Guiding light.

BELOW: Keep reading for an adult baby on TV, more Saudi fallout, Elizabeth Warren vindicated (not that it will help), a book of rape jokes, Tab has gone missing, Nick Jonas's good deed and much, much more ...

Are you a sucker for Nick? (GIF via GIPHY)

Nick Jonas turns 26 today. What better way to celebrate than by ogling him as naked as he's ever gotten on film? (Work Unfriendly)

ABOVE: He's the most! Follow him here.

I mean, it's a good angle. (Image via Instagram)

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's Babyface-era Ray of Light tunes, Trump and Cohen tear each other apart, Guilfoyle's Fox News scandal, Cher getting a Kennedy Center Honor, Hillary on Broadway, and more ...

Above: Eugene Simon is perfect, and shows off his rump (Work Unfriendly)!

Below: Keep reading for Keith Laue's booty, Sarah Huckabee Sanders's new diet, Cynthia Nixon's trans announcement, #PermitPatty strikes again, and more ...

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Nick Jonas went for full-on Gene Kelly V realness for the Billboard Music Awards, and everybody is losing their shit over it.

It's not just the red shirt, it's not just the biceps, it's the full Jonas experience ...

Above: He came to slay, but he approached from the rear.

Below: Keep reading for Nick Jonas's titties, Shawn Mendes's love life, the man behind Madonna's crown, the A Very English Scandal trailer, the world's first gay cookbook, Melania Trump's second plunge into plagiarism ...

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This bad-boy handyman has a secret.

If you like 'em big and stupid, you'll love him ...

Above: Dennis Budesheim's balancing act.

Below: Keep reading for a new dance doc, an old pic of hotness, Cynthia Nixon for Governor, Billie Jean King crowned grand marshal, acting with Loni Anderson, Conor Lamb's rise, new Sade, a possible hate crime, Trump's latest impeachable offense, a Chris Evans look-alike, Nick Jonas slurred as a ferret and Madonna squirts ...