ABOVE: There is no perfect Halloween cos —.

BELOW: Keep reading for underwear sports, RIP Richard Roundtree, gay orgy catches Pope's fury ...

ABOVE: Batman-meat.

BELOW: Keep reading for male nudity, gay-dad sleuths, underwear lines and a conversion-therapy survivor ...

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ABOVE: Nolan Gould, of Modern Family, is all growed up.

BELOW: Keep reading for an award-worthy butt, DeSantis feeling the heat, another shooting and more ...

ABOVE: Bolu Okupe, son of a prominent Nigerian politician noted for his virulent homophobia, has come out as “gay AF.”

BELOW: Keep reading for some reality booty, two incredible Capitol riot stories, Madison Cawthorn being served by CNN, Joe Exotic's new bestie and more ...

ABOVE: David Ortega had a year.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass-kissing celebration, the Pope smacking his bitch up, Trump's war criminal making $$$ and more ...

ABOVE: A Speedo of many colors.

BELOW: Epstein nabbed, RIP to a Disney Channel star, Buttigieg helps Hinge surge and more ...

New Janet Jackson album—her first in six years—soon?

OH HELL YES!: David Mixner's Oh Hell No! to premiere.

Madonna is a bitch!

Richest people, state by state. No billionaires in AK, DE, ME or ND.

Should kids really even need to be told not to set themselves on fire???

Ebola makes its way to Africa's largest city. Almost made it to the U.S.

True Blood insults Sarah Palin.

Martha Stewart weighs in on Terry Richardson: “Cute.”

Chris Pratt is funny, uninhibited about flashing peen & big-hearted.

After the jump, see Colbert out of character for 10 minutes, advising teen girls...

If you've never heard of Boko Haram or the hashtag #BringBackOurGirls, check out this piece from The New York Times by Nicholas Kristof.

With nearly 300 girls kidnapped and still missing—possibly being auctioned off as wives for $12 apiece to a militant fundamentalist-Islamic band—the cause is finally snowballing, capturing the attention and interest of a wide variety of public figures and countries. First Lady Michelle Obama has joined the cause, which would seem to be the kind of issue anyone can agree is a terrible affront to freedom.