ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: Noah Centineo is well on his way to He-Man status.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump going full QAnon, Kamala's lesbian chief of staff and more ...

ABOVE: Fanye of light.

BELOW: Keep reading for Noah Centineo's package, the first known AIDS death (in 1969), a woman signing off on Alabama's abortion ban (and possibly signing Roe v. Wade's death certificate) and more  ...

These've always brought me luck ... (GIF via GIPHY)

Totally kidding that the new Calvin Klein campaign I SPEAK MY TRUTH IN #MYCALVINS is all about Shawn Mendes, but Calvin certainly has him doing all the heavy lifting in the new ad, flashing his pits, prancing on a minimalist set from the front and in profile (to get the butt shot) ... rising from a deep squat.

This GIF should be helpful, depending on what you're picturing him doing.

Periodic reminder: Breathlessly racing to tell everyone you're not attracted to someone everyone's supposed to be attracted to doesn't really accomplish anything.

Meanwhile, the spot also features: Billie Eilish, A$AP Rocky, Indya Moore (finally in a national campaign, where she belongs), Bella Hadid, Chika, Noah Centineo, Troye Sivan, Kendall Jenner, Kevin Abstract and Yoo Ah-in. That makes it a dizzyingly diverse and inclusive ad, even with Shawn's cherry on the top.

Keep reading to watch the ad ...

ABOVE: With his, er, legs, Steve claims he was tired at the end of a spin class. I'm skeptical.

BELOW:  Keep reading for Noah Centineo's muscle, Trump's hustle, a leather daddy, a staining Billboard sexual harassment scandal, a PrEP cautionary tale, a tribute to Joan Crawford and more ...

(Image via CK)

I find this ad so painfully beautiful to look at, but otherwise just so painful to endure. It reeks of having been created by middle-aged people trying to capture youth on film (and trying to capture youth dollars). These young musicians living in a communal home would never have even heard of New Order, let alone be singing along to them. Plus, keep A$AP Rocky away from a mic unless he's speaking or rapping ...

Sk8er boi (Images via Glen Luchford/CK)

Just when you thought Calvin Klein had pulled off the biggest advertising surprise ever with Shawn Mendes, Noah Centineo was like, “Here, hold my draws!”

Keep reading for new images of Centineo, A$AP Rock, Mendes and some girls in the new CK campaign, shot by Glen Luchford ...

ABOVE: Bow to the Booty King.

BELOW: Cute Noah Centineo, gay-bashing thugs captured in Austin, Manafort's plea deal erased and more ...