ABOVE: I fell for Hugh Grant in Maurice, which was probably a bad sign since he was a villain. Of course, I was still more into Rupert Graves, so there was hope for me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Sex Education, more Americans rescued from Afghanistan, the death of Carl Bean and more ...

ABOVE: Time flies.

BELOW: Keep reading for KJ's underarms, a gay North Korean defector finds love and more ...

ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life ... THIS, THIS is how you promote a kids' book.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

ABOVE: Good problem to have.

BELOW: Seems like Kim Jong Un is probably dead (along with his surgeon), some killer abs, a story about Mr. Rogers encouraging an employee to stay closeted and more ...

ABOVE: I need those ... pants!

BELOW: Keep reading for full-frontalpalooza, Trump bragging about his Bachelor-sized ratings, Stacey Abrams proves she would've been a better governor than Brian Kemp and more ...

ABOVE: Muscle Beach lives!

BELOW: Keep reading for more Aaron Schock normalizing, another gun nut, Trump mocking Asians and more ...

ABOVE: The second most exciting person at the Madonna show last night.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA darling, a #1 singer comes out and more ...