ABOVE: Orlando Bloom is now at the age where he is Bryan Cranston when he takes a selfie from a low angle — and I am good with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's 1984-play, Giuliani's off-the-rails admission, Ed Buck's meth-faced court date and more ...

summer is cominggggggg pic.twitter.com/gjyh843Sfc

— Nyle DiMarco (@NyleDiMarco) May 1, 2019

... and that ain't the only thing!

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco, on top of being hot, has also remade Ariana Grande's latest music video in ASL.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mark Fisher Fitness tragedy, Howard Schultz gets heckled and more ...

ABOVE: The co-op wouldn't allow the wreath on the front door, so ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a show-off who's got plenty to show off, vintage gayness, a bag filled with 30+ human pensies and more ...

ABOVE: This guy's art is hot stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco squatting, a madman who broke a woman's spine on the NYC subway over a same-sex peck, Trumps odds of doing hard time and more ...

ABOVE: Name a more iconic booty reveal than Steven Dehler's at that Marco Marco show — I'll wait!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco, Troye Sivan, an Indian gay-rights hero, Cher performing ABBA and much, much more ...

Above: I think languid is the word you're looking for.

Below: Keep reading for the wrestler who lost his scholarship when he lost his shit and went full-on Nazi, Star Parker calling gays animal-fuckers, Thomas Roberts's ass destroying yet another pair of sensible work pants, and more ...

Above: Love a strong brow.

Below: Keep reading for big (extra-large, in fact) news, death by mummification, Nyle DiMarco's boots, Taron Eltonjohn, and more ...