His Oz appearance was enough to inspire a prison bust. (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Missing Luke Perry on what would've been his 56th. More here.

BELOW: Just keep reading, I promise ...

ABOVE: Timeless.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, the hypocritical GOP rep who voted against same-sex marriage and then attended his son's same-sex wedding, Jared Kushner's brush with death and more ...

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco is proud of his ... calendar appearance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the eroticization/mocking of that QShaman, Comey's latest contribution to American decline and more  ...

ABOVE: It was definitely good form of Leitner Winstead to preserve that big chunk of movie herstory!

BELOW: Keep reading for a possible COVID-19 vaccine, Trump's niece taking a hatchet to his ego, Nyle DiMarco's new deal (hey, Joe Biden's got one of those, too!), Tyra Banks's new job, and why Ivanka Trump ain't worth a hill of beans  ...

ABOVE: Free ab workout from Nyle DiMarco.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot sefies, COVID-19 horror story that might do people some good, Doris Day's final act of kindness toward animals ...

ABOVE: Orlando Bloom is now at the age where he is Bryan Cranston when he takes a selfie from a low angle — and I am good with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's 1984-play, Giuliani's off-the-rails admission, Ed Buck's meth-faced court date and more ...

summer is cominggggggg pic.twitter.com/gjyh843Sfc

— Nyle DiMarco (@NyleDiMarco) May 1, 2019

... and that ain't the only thing!

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco, on top of being hot, has also remade Ariana Grande's latest music video in ASL.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mark Fisher Fitness tragedy, Howard Schultz gets heckled and more ...