ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco is proud of his ... calendar appearance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the eroticization/mocking of that QShaman, Comey's latest contribution to American decline and more  ...

ABOVE: It was definitely good form of Leitner Winstead to preserve that big chunk of movie herstory!

BELOW: Keep reading for a possible COVID-19 vaccine, Trump's niece taking a hatchet to his ego, Nyle DiMarco's new deal (hey, Joe Biden's got one of those, too!), Tyra Banks's new job, and why Ivanka Trump ain't worth a hill of beans  ...

ABOVE: Free ab workout from Nyle DiMarco.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot sefies, COVID-19 horror story that might do people some good, Doris Day's final act of kindness toward animals ...

ABOVE: Orlando Bloom is now at the age where he is Bryan Cranston when he takes a selfie from a low angle — and I am good with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gus Kenworthy's 1984-play, Giuliani's off-the-rails admission, Ed Buck's meth-faced court date and more ...

summer is cominggggggg pic.twitter.com/gjyh843Sfc

— Nyle DiMarco (@NyleDiMarco) May 1, 2019

... and that ain't the only thing!

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco, on top of being hot, has also remade Ariana Grande's latest music video in ASL.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mark Fisher Fitness tragedy, Howard Schultz gets heckled and more ...

ABOVE: The co-op wouldn't allow the wreath on the front door, so ...

BELOW: Keep reading for a show-off who's got plenty to show off, vintage gayness, a bag filled with 30+ human pensies and more ...

ABOVE: This guy's art is hot stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco squatting, a madman who broke a woman's spine on the NYC subway over a same-sex peck, Trumps odds of doing hard time and more ...