ABOVE: The shadow knows.

BELOW: Keep reading for a white supremacist gets her comeuppance, Josh Hawley rejected by Loews, first major inauguration arrest announced and more ...

He's ready to start loving himself. Can we watch? (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: If you're not familiar with American Idol veteran David Hernandez, get familiar with him here. He has some inspirational messaging, not just tits and ass. (That, too.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a Karen who knows her Constitution, a Lincoln Project co-founder coming out as gay (under less-than-ideal circumstances), the NRA goes belly-up and heads west and more  ...

ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

ABOVE: Trump's got so many court challenges coming at him, he'll feel like every pussy he ever grabbed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ivanka's stinginess with the crapper, Trump's send-off dreams, Biden's relief plan, Mrs. Rogers dies and more ...

ABOVE: He was sexy on Lost in Space, but sexier as Zorro. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot weatherman, a dead Trump doc, the armed and dangerous Republican from North Carolina, Biden facing impeachment on Day 1 (ha!) and more ...

Following is a comprehensive list of the celebrated figures we've lost in 2021 ... so far.

Each name is followed by the deceased figure's age at the time of death, birth and death dates, a description and a link to the original obit.

Who did I miss?

Read 'em and weep ...

ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco is proud of his ... calendar appearance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the eroticization/mocking of that QShaman, Comey's latest contribution to American decline and more  ...

In happier times (GIF via GIPHY)

Sheldon Adelson, one of the Top 10 richest men formerly alive, died late Monday at 87 after suffering from non-Hodgkin's lymphome. Old Sheldon's death was announced by his grieving wife Dr. Miriam Sheldon who, along with her Presidential Medal of Freedom, survives him.

Miriam remembered him as a patriot and proud Jew. Most will remember him as a casino magnate who threw money at Trump and other Republican candidates, including pumping $75M into the 2020 race at the last possible second in order to batter Biden and prop up Trump. It failed.

If you want to gag, read Miriam's gushing about her late benefactor:

Sheldon and I grew up on coasts: him in Boston, me in Haifa. Together we sailed across oceans, pushed back the Pearl River Delta to help develop Macao's future, recreated the Venice lagoon canals in Las Vegas. To me, Sheldon had power and depth and mystery like the sea. His devotion lifted me up, like waves, through challenges both personal and professional.

Her reference to Macao is laughable — she and her hubby raped that place while extracting as much money as possible via casinos, which were pumped up by Communist China's corrupt officials!

Ugh, lady, you've got the money, you altered the course of history for the worse — just take it and go.