ABOVE: When Mr. Clean was more than an animated figure!

BELOW: Keep reading for sad news about Siegfried, Pence & Trump team up, Susan Collins never fails to fail, a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient who doesn't want it and more ...

ABOVE: Feeling blue.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's last-ditch effort to end up in prison, a circuit queen who is SUPER PISSED at the GaysOverCovid IG account, a Republican gay whining about his irresponsible boyfriend's job loss and more ...

ABOVE: Hit me with your best shot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a lovely Hunter, a sweaty tennis player, a tragic loss, the first NYC COVID-19 vaccines and more ...

ABOVE: If you think model Brent Clancy has the right stuff, wait till you see his always-in-fashion junk. (Work Unfriendly)

BELOW: Playgirl is returning (but don't get too excited — no dad bods), Alan Ritchson is shirtless (but don't get too excited — no dad bod), Biden's chances of becoming the 46th U.S. president have held firm, cops shot a Black man in Philadelphia rather than attempting to de-escalate the situation, Arizona's Asian racist may be one of the most ridiculous caught-on-video anti-Black farces yet and much more ...

ABOVE: How in the hell is Viggo Mortensen 62?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Toobin (who took it out), Brody's booty, new debate rules, ailing Bridges and more ...

ABOVE: Overdressed.

BELOW: Keep reading for Graham losing, Biden winning, Culkin masking and more ...

WATCH: While hosting a large house party, Miami University students admit to police they recently tested positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/7LbUJvHSw5 pic.twitter.com/lW3gDqByYj

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 11, 2020

ABOVE: Butts on TV?

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Mount Rushmore desires, his Gettysburg plans, an anti-mask Karen and a racist-from-hell Karen, plus good dish from Wilson Cruz ...