ABOVE: Did your Memorial Day weekend look like this? Mine was spent nursing a dog back to health. Still ongoing. Kill me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Nick Jonas porn-alike, Meghan McCain's latest appropriation of her father's catchet, Facing Your Fierce, new Pose trailers and more ...

Have you ever spent any time envisioning Zac Efron participating in a same-sex love scene in a movie?

Zac has.

Keep reading to hear who he wants to swaps spit with, plus other hot links of the day, including the retired general who's calling out Trump and Hugh Jackman's take on marriage equality ...

Fame strikes again. (Video still via Los Angeles Times)

WaPo: Only in America! O.J. Simpson, sentenced to 9 to 33 years for robbery and kidnapping, has been granted parole.

Towleroad: Loony litigant Chris Sevier is suing Dem lawmakers for displaying rainbow flags ... because gay is a religion.

ExtraTV: Linkin Park frontman Chester Bennington commits suicide by hanging at 41, months after close friend Chris Cornell did the same.

People: Singer Barbara Weldens drops dead onstage — heart-attack or electrocution could be to blame.

Page Six: Darlene Lutz admits to taking a box of Madonna's stuff — her lawyer argues it was allegedly stolen outside the statute of limitations. WOW.

Rebel Circus: Do you think straight guys are giving each other head more often lately?