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This tweet didn't age ... much at all, really. (Image via Twitter)

Herman Cain, the Black businessman and diehard Trump supporter, has died at 74 after over a month's hospitalization for COVID-19.

Cain's immune system became FED UP! (Image via Twitter)

He attended Trump's Tulsa rally maskless, and made a point of defiantly advertising that the event would be maskless, later posing with other Black Trump supporters for a now-eerie photo.

Cain was seriously ill one week after the rally, and tested positive on June 29. He had been hospitalized ever since, and was recently reported to be on a ventilator, with talk of his other organs being strong.

Less than 24 hours before the gravely ill Cain expired, his Twitter account was still churning out lies about COVID-19 designed to encourage others to become sick:

(Image via Twitter)

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