ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: A piece, or two, of the Rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa frontin', the first famous lesbian, excuses for how dumb Herschel Walker is and more ...

ABOVE: Mixed messaging.

BELOW: Keep reading for Simu Liu, Italy's fascist tilt, buns out and more ...

ABOVE: Gene Kelly's butt, though.

Bonus pirate look from Gene. (Image via MGM)

BELOW: Keep reading for the GOPer who is pro-murder, Ron Johnson waffling on gay marriage (because SCOTUS would NEVER repeal it) and more ...

ABOVE: A lesson in focal points.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan's thirst trap, a trainer whose training worked, Oscar picks, the loss of a trans trailblazer and more ...

ABOVE: Focus due.

BELOW: Cosby sprung, Bradys dragged, Lil Nas X and Madonna were just playing and more ...

ABOVE: Hope you sucked a cock in honor of Paul Lynde's birthday!

BELOW: An '80s actor with a killer bulge opens up about what's going on down there, Kamala makes LGBTQ history, an OK dad is A-OK with his gay son and more ...

(Image via The White House)

ABOVE: The real president — and he will continue to be even after August.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nev Schulman's shag, Adam Lambert's Pride org, Joe Exotic casting news and more...