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Keep reading for their fabulously cinematic (and Halloween-month-friendly) teaser:

ABOVE: Never forget that butt-out shoot Keanu did.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell/asshole, NYC battered by Ida, the Supreme Court lets Texas's insane anti-abortion law stand (for now), Colton Underwood's new daddy and more ...

ABOVE: Yeah, so Neil Patrick Harris is pretending to mock his slight frame with this photo, and yet ... I don't think “skinny” is the first adjective one coughs up.

BELOW: Keep reading for Outfest winners, a gay volleyball coach who got spiked, Blair Underwood's b'day, frivolous lawsuits and more ...

“OnlyFans — we don't do that anymore here. That would be gross.” (Image via video still)

In a move as dumb — and as predictable — as when Tumblr got rid of sex (or claimed to), OnlyFans, a company synonymous with sex work and sexually explicit videos, announced Thursday that it would end graphic content on its platform.

The sea change would occur on October 1, and all previously uploaded porn would have to be removed by users before December 1.

I wonder what team morale is like this week? (Image via OnlyFans)

Why? Clearly, the banking institutions that work with companies like OnlyFans are extremely conservative, and are skittish about explicit sex. The excuse eBay used when announcing it was abandoning nudity (unless demonstrably artistic in nature) was that any pornography or explicit content would be hard to vet against revenge porn and use of underage or unwilling models.

Which is garbage. Utter garbage. The solution to combatting abuse is to sidestep all of erotica? This thinking is WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS!?! hysteria to the nth degree, and has no place in a supposedly free society.

How free are you if you aren't free to exploit your own body?

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Vinny's got it right:

ABOVE: I almost missed Charles Pierce's 95th birth anniversary, but if you follow Gr8erDays, you won't miss most celeb b'days and nostalgic posts.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out Olympian from New Zealand, death (from COVID-19) of an anti-vaxxer, Texas state Senate goes full-on white supremacist and more ...

Mr. Bed (Images via Twitter)

Irish Olympian Rhys Mcclenaghan went viral by proving false the rumor that the cardboard beds provided for athletes in Tokyo are supposed to be too weak for sex.

As you can see, they can take a thrashing: