ABOVE: Oof, Adam West.

BELOW: Keep reading for a salacious-sounding Monsters, the monstrous Mark Robinson and more ...

Release day (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: Benson Boone's got an album coming.

BELOW: Keep reading for Greek active-wear, Jill Stein gathered and more ...

Twenty-eight years later, we have our new Pride flag bearer! (Images via video still)

I had to completely scrap this post because I was writing it while I was watching, starting around 8 p.m., and things started kind of slowly. Then, as I kept thinking the evening was about to wrap up (I hadn't looked ahead at the speakers), more and more stellar names kept arriving.

Not to mention the emotionally resonant moments.

Wait, maybe Chris Messina and Ike Barinholz were NOT the hottest ones on The Mindy Project ... 

I was tickled to see Mindy Kaling as the host. She looked stunning and was just funny enough not to distract from the matter at hand, perhaps most surprisingly when she slipped in a shout-out to Ben Affleck, who is going through a divorce from J.Lo.

@boyculturedotcom Mindy Kaling sweetly shouted out Ben Affleck while acknowledging her home state of Massachusetts on Night 3 of the DNC. #dnc #mindykaling #benaffleck #voteblue #kamalaharris #kamalaharris2024 #harriswalz #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

Kenan Thompson did a funny skit that brought up Project 2025, an increasingly sore spot for Trump.

I was impressed to see country-first Republicans like Olivia Troye (who left her job with Pence over Trump's anti-American behavior) and Geoff Duncan (former lieutenant governor of Georgia), and one of the first emotional moments was the warm reception shown to Sgt. Aquilino Gonell, a former Capitol cop caught up in January 6.

Hakeem Jeffries, our House minority leader, is able to speak so captivatingly with so little effort, you don't really realize where it's going until you're there. His framing of Trump as an ex-boyfriend who won't stop calling was HILARIOUS, and he knew it.

The country of Turkey MUST be stopped and I’m not kidding pic.twitter.com/yFUWZJA9U9

— macklin (@saintmacklin) March 15, 2024

ABOVE: This plastic surgeon is yassifying Turkey.

BELOW: Foreign butt, an RGB disgrace, Jonathan Bailey, Abdi Nazemian and more  ...

ABOVE: The underwear.

Bonus bum — my OnlyFans photography is here!  (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

BELOW: Keep reading for (what else?) more booty, Wendy Williams's dire diagnosis and more ...

ABOVE: I guess this is a down-home version of the glory hole.

BELOW: Get ready for Spirit Day, get ready for a hot piece and get ready for the most frightening Speaker of the House since the guy we didn't know was a molester ...

"And you're getting a Democratic senator! And you're getting a Democratic senator!" pic.twitter.com/aFsrGfkFU7

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) November 4, 2022

Oprah Winfrey has belatedly endorsed John Fetterman in the close Pennsylvania Senate race. Let's hope it helps. Things have gone south for Dems in the polls these past couple of weeks.

Weird as it is, turning-88 Pat Boone — like Martin & Lewis and Sal Mineo — was photographed naked and showering in the ‘50s. The thought was any nudity would never be seen as it was unprintable (then). Cut to: Any photo that exists gets seen. https://t.co/PM2TZVyYOP pic.twitter.com/VF4Yse8KF7

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) June 1, 2022

ABOVE: Nice ass! But Pat Boone. But nice ass! But ... Pat Boone.

BELOW: Depp-Heard surprise decision, Gay Pride humor, what helps Jerrod Carmichael orgasm and more ...