ABOVE: Leo's almost 50?!

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I would be bad at this job. (Image via video still)

My heart races watching this uber calm Trader Joe's manager having to interface with maskless harpies shrieking about the Civil Rights Act. All the same white assholes refusing to wear masks because RIGHTS are the same people who have for years been okay with NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE signs, who support businesses being able to turn people away at will and who would be wildly in support of rules against entering a store wearing, for example, sagging pants ...

ABOVE: First day of early voting in NYC — eight-minute walk from beginning to end of this massive line. Just one location! Yeah, the popular vote is secured for Biden/Harris. Let's keep the pedal to the metal on the Electoral College vote, and to run up the score. Share the video!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay-ish TikTokers, Sunset Boulevard: The Musical — The Movie, a Strand Bookstore controversy and more ...

ABOVE: His best days are behind him.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's COVID-ravaged flip-flopping, Mike Pence's disease-peddling, a naked Brazilian and more ...

ABOVE: It's about a foot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked wrestler, Trump's debate disaster, Tim Scott's approval of racism, Trump's mask outlaws, the real-life inspiration for Harold in The Boys in the Band and more ...

How it was hanging (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Yeah, so my OnlyFans has some good stuff, and it's just $9.99.

BELOW: Keep reading for Schitt's Creek's historic wins, Trump designating NYC, Portland and Seattle “anarchist jurisdictions,” Katharine McPhee's Republicanism and more ...

ABOVE: I love pettiness.

BELOW: Keep reading for an eyeful of models, Scalise putting words into a disabled activist's mouth, Trump's plan to blow up the country (yeah, literally) and more ...

ABOVE: It's very important NEVER to think you can't lose. It's far more important, as Trump ramps up his calls for violence, NEVER to think you can't win.

BELOW: Keep reading for a big, naked brother; Trump's call for violence (and promise only he can end it???); a rare Kennedy loser and more ...