Perhaps the scariest part of this is that these people are just following the president of the United States orders. https://t.co/XAvPH6Aj9c

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) August 30, 2020

The best thing for protesters in Portland to do would be to stand down. A caravan of pro-Trumpers invaded their territory Saturday night, and they brought with them pepper spray and rubber bullets — and one person was shot dead.

Trump was awake early to tweet endlessly about the chaos ... caused at his own direction.

ABOVE: Peacockhound.

BELOW: Gay Lib memories, Gohmert gets COVID-19, Trump still loooves Putin and Russia, Laverne and Billy talk Emmy nominations and more ...

Hump Day Happiness!!! pic.twitter.com/JvLwndn783

— Tammy Ramsgirl30 (@Tammy59039968) July 23, 2020

ABOVE: Tammy is taking the Internet by storm by providing a little good news. Madonna shared the below, similar, joy-break clip:

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's sad brag, Biden with Obama, Portland mayor getting tear-gassed, the fabulosity of Coral Browne and more ...

She gots rights! (Image via video still)

This absolute raving lunatic ordered pizza online then showed up without a mask to get it — and, of course, she was denied.

And, of course, she melted down, lying and saying she has some sort of medical disability and frothing at the mouth about HIPPA.

But wait, there's more ...

ABOVE: Go off, Rude Rainbow!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Michael Biehn update, the U.S. Surgeon General getting panicky about mask compliance (way late), tennis thighs, Funny Girl to Broadway, rebranding Pepe and more ...

ABOVE: Makes cents.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the passing of John Lewis, Barr's black ops going national, a gay man's murder leads to three arrests and more ...

ABOVE: This is a pose I could get behind.

PART 2: Also ABOVE, looks like his Pose co-star had the same impulse!

BELOW: Keep reading for Fauci's Trump-suction, gray-haired Pietro Boselli, the Tumblr-izing of Instagram and more ...

ABOVE: Something came between him and his Calvins.

BELOW: Keep reading for retro Madonna perfection, why Papa Pence simply couldn't be gay and another ex-ex-gay ...