ABOVE: I'd rule the world if I looked like that.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy daddy Orlando Bloom (best nipples in the biz), an act of Republican desperation in Virginia, a hot gay boxer who keeps comin' and more ...

ABOVE: I thought the late Patrick Swayze's early, pube-tastic modeling shot was well-known to all, but lots have asked me about it. It's from a 1974 issue of After Dark. Enjoy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a governor's sickening double-dealing on COVID, Leslie Jordan schooling T.I. (and T.I. accepting it graciously), Orlando Bloom's nekkid ass and more...

ABOVE: Shrink, expand — just make 'em fit.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock coming out as bi, a 90-year-old coming out as gay, a helluva game show, a helluva documentary and a Boomer flashback for the ages ...

The campaign for marriage equality in Australia has taken an ugly turn. Ahead of a vote (really? straights get to vote on whether gays have rights?), mysterious forces have produced outrageously negative posters and flyers (bilingual, too — handy!) condemning gay people as child molesters and unfit parents.

Even wishy-washy PM Malcolm Turnbull — as well as all prominent voices on either side of the debate — has condemned the effort. Keep reading for more on this ugly development ...

Grand-Pa Ingalls (Image via NBC)

Kenneth in the (212): The late Michael Landon's gay son and his partner welcome their first child!

Vintage: Michael Landon & wife Lynn returning home with Christopher after his birth

Crime Watch Daily: Kym Karath, Gretl from The Sound of Music (1965), says her special-needs son and his Latina caregiver may be hate-crime victims.

Politico: Professor who predicted Trump would win — shut up, you didn't predict it until after he won, guys, this one did! — now predicts Trump will be impeached.

(Image via Penguin, book out April 25)

PrideSource: Kelly Osbourne is more open to dating women than she is to tolerating people who come out as gay and are in straight relationships weeks later.

OMG Blog: British actor James Alexandrou drops trou to reveal his one-and-a-half-hander. (Work Unfriendly)

I just met Orlando Bloom how cute is his accent wow pic.twitter.com/1MwjgjUp7k

— SAINT LAURENT (@LaurenReynoso_) April 7, 2017

DListed: Speaking of peen, Orlando Bloom discusses how his wound up in HD on all of our feeds.

(Image via MTV)

TEEN WOOOOF!: Teen Wolf stud Cody Christian's very, very, very explicit nude videos leak. (Work Unfriendly)

Omar Mateen's wife is arrested. Seems fair, considering she allegedly knew of his plans.

Britain is commited to a hard Brexit — wants its cake and wants to eat it, too. Just wait until Scotland, Ireland & Wales Brexit from England!

Trump is the most unpopular incoming president in 40+ years.

It was a chance to pose with Orlando Bloom's peen.

Brazilian teen beaten by punks, stabbed to death — allegedly by his own mom — for being gay.

Who would beat and stab that sweet-looking person? Mind-boggling. (Image via Facebook)

(GIF via BBC)

ABOVE: Here's a nice GIF of Tonga's now-famous Pita Taufatofua.

TONGA, TOO: Out Olympic swimmer Amini Fonua, also Tongan: 

 

#Baewatch

A video posted by Amini Fonua (@aminifonua) on Aug 1, 2016 at 5:08pm PDT

GOING FOR GOLD: Phelps & Lochte shirtless. Plus, tons more hot Olympians.

17 people who are glad Men’s Gymnastics is only beginning https://t.co/rbIne8yeKn pic.twitter.com/KfwLUqizcS

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) August 7, 2016

NIPPLE-CRISPING: Cristiano Ronaldo suns his areolas.

HISTORY-IN-THE-MAKING: Meet Hamilton's hot, HIV+, gay new lead!

(Video still via CBS)

BIEBER UNCUT: Actually, cut. But you know what I mean. (Work Unfriendly)

ORLANDO, THE SEQUEL: Bloom's booty, his frisky times with Katy Perry.

SIDE OF SAUSAGE: Speedo-wearer, sunnyside up.

CAUGHT UNAWARES: 2,400+ hot guys on the streets of NYC.

DISCUSS: 

 

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A photo posted by Muscleriffic (@muscleriffic) on Jul 19, 2016 at 9:40pm PDT

*sees Orlando Bloom trending*

*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK

— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016 

Every single naked pic of Orlando Bloom from his notorious Katy Perry vacation. (Work Unfriendly)

Borna Coric (Image via Instagram @bornacoric)

Croatian tennis star ... or Bel Ami model?

Familiar character actor David Huddleston (The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles) dies @ 85.

David Huddleston: September 7, 1930-August 2, 2016 (Image via Gramercy Pictures)

Trump, now a danger to Republican candidates for Senate, probably married an “illegal.”

You'll never buh-LIEVE what Facebook is about to crack down on this time!

WNBA's MVP, Elena Delle Donne, comes out as a lesbian, reveals engagement.

Elena Delle Donne (Image via Instagram @de11edonne)