ABOVE: He's kiltin' me over heah!

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes's pits, the Jonas Brothers gettin' happy, an ill-advised gay tour and more ...

ABOVE: Pillows, half-off.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala's plan, Lori Lightfoot's swearing-in, Mitch McConnell's threat, hanky-panky with fisting and more ...

Bryce Dallas Howard, Taron Egerton & Jamie Bell (Images via Rocketman)

The hot ticket Monday night was to the special-footage presentation of Rocketman — the Elton John biopic — at Doug Weston's Troubadour in L.A., where Elton first performed in the U.S. in 1970.

This weirds me out because it's Elton & Cunanan aka Taron & Darren Criss

Watch for Rocketman to be marketed aggressively because word is it's good, and if a so-so movie like Bohemian Rhapsody can go as far as it did, there's no telling how far Rocketman can blast off! More pics ...

ABOVE: Flexy and he knows it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay couple denied a massage, the world's longest-married same-sex couple, LaToya calling out Michael and more ...

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Yeah, he was the best. More at my OnlyFans.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Oscar run-down, Madonna & Gaga video, Trump's latest sex-abuse suit and more ...

 

“Wait, so you're going to steal Sunset from Glenn? Madonna, you're bad!” (Image by JR for Time)

Glasnost!

This was taken at Madonna's (Theda Bara in white!) after-party, though Gaga definitely attended Vanity Fair's, too. JR, a Time honoree, was the exclusive photographer at Madonna's normally photo-barren event, taking pics in a photo booth for guests and, it turns out, for Time.

ABOVE: That's his color.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cameron Dallas's titty progress, R. Kelly's mug shot, death of a Hollywood legend and more ...

ABOVE: Such fun-derwear!

BELOW: Keep reading for Hatosy's tail, Trivago guy shirtless, a darkly comedic take on Jussie Smollett and more ...