ABOVE: The gyft that keeps on MacGyving! (It sort of works, though.)

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If you’re not watching All the Queen’s Men, then you’re missing out on some of the most gorgeous men on television. This BET+ series comes from Tyler Perry, and follows Marilyn “Madam” DeVille, the fearless ringleader of a male strip club. She’s not a boss bitch, she’s a boss, bitch! It turns out that Marilyn, played by Eva Marcille, has incredible taste in men, and only hires the finest strippers to show their stuff in her club. 

So about their stuff. All the Queen’s Men has delivered, literally, the biggest penises seen on television. In fact, it feels like the peens get bigger with each episode — to the extent that we’re trying to figure out WTF is going on. Are these men okay? Shake it once for yes and twice for no ...

ABOVE: Selling like hotcakes.

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ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

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Today would be the 97th birthday of Steve Reeves, one of the world's most beautiful specimenzes ...

ABOVE: The reclusive Desi Arnaz Jr. was spotted on his 70th birthday.

Bonus workout tips! (Images via Young Guys!)

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ABOVE: Guy Madison, all-time movie hottie, would be 101 years old today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kit Harington, RIP David Crosby, SCOTUS can't figure out its leaker and more ...

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Rep. George Santos (R-New York) may be a liar, a thief, a self-loathing gay and a fraud (his mom was in Brazil on 9/11) who happily steals from dying dogs, but he's definitely not ... well, he was also a Republican drag queen.

The eyebrows never lie.