ABOVE: One of the best-looking men in ... history!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump saving TikTok (after banning it), gay lies, Elon's expensive flop and more ...

His delivery is so dry, yet will leave you wet. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Man, he makes a good argument for naturally hairy. (And one of his Reels has him stating he's so hungry he could eat a grown man's ass!)

BELOW: Jessay Martin opens up, Sally Struthers takes her career into her hands, Trump tries to steal Biden's glory and more ...

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UPDATE: Trump is instead picking Pam Bondi, his corrupt, empty-pantsuit personal attorney, who was once the AG of Florida. As atrocious as she is, she is still better than Gaetz.

Matt Gaetz, who already resigned from the House to presumably become Trump's couldn't-find-a-worse AG, has pulled out of consideration after facing fierce pushback from fellow GOPers.

Trump will be livid. A minor miracle. Trump will — of course — pardon him for anything pardonable, and his cohorts will — of course — continue to shield him. And who knows who will be AG now, Roseanne Barr?, but I'm happy in this moment.

Now we shall see if that damaging report leaks in full, and ... who Trump picks instead, gulp.

ABOVE: I don't often share just flat-out funny memes, because they're everywhere. But.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy new Walking Dead (it's still on) gay story arc, a gay high schooler with a cool mom, a caning in Indonesia, Trump's evil actions that are hard to undo and more ...

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

BELOW: Not gonna lie, lots of shitty news, from a new mass shooting to Trump openly battling the media and firing Jeff Sessions and more, plus some silver-daddy eye candy so you don't wnat to kill yourself immediately ...

Chris Edwards, one of Toronto's glittering stars (Image via Chris Edwards/Facebook)

Chris Edwards, a popular Toronto drag queen, has died after collapsing August 26 folowing a performance at the Buddies in Bad Times Theatre. 

Dallas Morning News breaks 75-year tradition to endorse Hillary Clinton https://t.co/cQcf5PCmHN pic.twitter.com/QUw9tD2Qqk

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) September 7, 2016

Dallas Morning News: “We recommend Hillary Clinton for president.” First Dem endorsement in 75+ years.

here’s a copy of the fundraising invite Trump threw for Bondi after she punted on lawsuit https://t.co/H25aFUAx1r pic.twitter.com/cd0F24so3h

— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) September 7, 2016

Forget about the appearance of impropriety—Donald Trump looks to have bribed Pam Bondi to drop investigation.

Amazing speech on LGBTQ rights, religious tolerance by 79-year-old King of Norway:

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50 Cent mocks his ex, Vivica A. Fox, using image of trans woman disfigured by bad injectibles.

Check out Mikey Wax's “Helium,” written when a friend was diagnosed with cancer:

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Endicott Ackerman went missing after jumping into a wild well at Bondi Beach earlier this month (Image via Facebook)

Missing American found dead in Sydney; search continues for body of toddler dragged into water in Orlando. UPDATE: Toddler's body found.

TMZ: Armed L.A. Pride intruder James Howell actually fled Indiana during investigation into whether he molested a 12-year-old girl.

Florida A.G. Pam Bondi is ever-so-POed at AC: “Anderson Cooper is the champion for the LGBT community and he could have been helping people yesterday." He was.

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GOProud co-founder Chris Barron: “I have no doubt that Donald Trump would be better [than Hillary Clinton] for LGBT Americans.” Launches Gays for Trump

Professional douchebag Justin Bieber doesn't like gossip site Hollywood Life, so he's trying to Peter Thiel it off the face of the planet using his Baaa-liebers.

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Check out Oriented, a new doc about gay Palestinians hitting DVD and VOD on June 21.

Michael Belvedere (Image via Vine)

Pulse bartender Michael Belvedere aka drag performer Axel Andrews tells Billboard his harrowing story of survival, minute by minute.

VIDEO: The final night of partying at Pulse. It was Latin night, RuPaul's Drag Race star Kenya Michaels was onstage—so joyous.

WNBA guard/Orlando native Shavonte Zellous on the Pulse shooting, and how her sister narrowly avoided being in the center of it all.

Anderson Cooper goes after Florida's corrupt, anti-LGBT A.G. Pam Bondi HARD on live TV:

Gay bloggers make out, too! Okay, an informal poll: Which one is the top, or are they versatile? I'll ask and get back to you with a reply.

Check out Tegan & Sara's special Gay Pride Month mixtape, exclusively on Pandora.

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