ABOVE: The recently ordained Denzel.

BELOW: Keep reading for German show-off, Elon vs. MAGA and more ...

ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!

BELOW: Keep reading for fat butts, a gay asshole who voted GOP and is now whining, why the new Village People suck (but not like THAT), plus more ...

ABOVE: A Treat forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for RIP Wayne Northrop, Joe pardons Hunter, Trump picks his kid's dad-in-law for a $$$ position and more ...

ABOVE: He's got the right stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Omar's butt, JD Vance wanting to marry Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Anytime Marc Samuel speaks, it's worth hearing.

BELOW: Keep reading for the lost of an LGBTQ+ NYC legend, Nancy Mace's dubious convictions and more ...

@boyculturedotcom New GOP line of attack: Kamala Harris, a beloved stepmom, never bore children. #kamalaharris #kamalaharris2024 #harriswalz2024 #sarahhuckabeesanders #voteblue #parenting #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

ABOVE: Get her!

BELOW: Bare butts everywhere, GOPers for Harris, GLAAD rankings ...

ABOVE: Remembering John Ritter, his hairy chest and that ballbag slip.

BELOW: Gay movies, an Islamophobic outburst in the Senate, Nicholas Clay's classic rump and more ...

@boyculturedotcom Born 100 years ago today, the great James Baldwin (1924-1987). #jamesbaldwin #gay #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #love #boyculture ♬ Ooh I Love It (Love Break) - Salsoul Orchestra

ABOVE: James Baldwin was born 100 years ago today. One of the LGBTQ+ community's brightest lights, and he only lived to be 63.

BELOW: Keep reading for controversial bulges, Ryan Phillippe's blossom, Trump's vile history and more ...