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BELOW: Keep reading for the historic passage of the Equality Act (which is DOA in the Senate), Rocketman's queer cred and more ...

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Here comes the Modus Vivendi Camo Marine line ...

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BELOW: Keep reading for model heaven, the second coming of Judy (this time with less voice!), Aly & AJ's taunt for the religious right, Madonna's isolated vocals and more ...

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Modus Vivendi's new Fruits line uses the Hortoneda Twins to reveal this bumper crop ...