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He's gotten better-looking by the year. He's Timothée Chalamet on protein powder. (Image via video still)

Actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, 32, is the latest CK undies man. He has many fans who are appalled that he's been married for years and years to director Sam Taylor-Johnson because she's 20 years his senior. They met when he was 18 and she was 42 — so the naysayers think that's grooming — and he auditioned for her directorial debut, Nowhere Boy (2009).

She got the part.

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Shawn Mendes is working on his mental health, and is helping ours simultaneously. pic.twitter.com/bvr7YuPUSF

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) December 26, 2022

ABOVE: Thank you, Shawn.

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ABOVE: High (-heeled) art.

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ABOVE: Whoopi is pushin' 70 already!

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ABOVE: He works out. More here.

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