ABOVE: Because masks aren't sexy.

BELOW: Keep reading for some hose up in here, a great way to cure your wet-ass pussy, a Kodak scam, an LGBTQ+ voting initiative and more ...

ABOVE: Precocious!

BELOW: Keep reading for hair as self-expression, the Plague Belt, another dead Warhol Superstar, an Evangelical Christian author who just came out as religiously gay and more ...

ABOVE: Can't wait!

BELOW: Racist gets canned, Trump hires a Log Cabiner, boogaloos are a thing, Aunt Jemima is no longer a thing and more ...

ABOVE: But does it have an eat-out kitchen?

BELOW: Keep reading for GIFs with dirty faces, Biden on Trump vs. the military, a white doctor who thinks black people are unclean, slices of LGBTQ history and more ...

ABOVE: Hard to argue with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian Sims's righteous rant against Pennsylvania Republicans who knowingly exposed their Democratic colleagues to COVID-19, an X-rated X-Factor participant, dreamy Charlie Taylor, a ice skater comes out with love and more ...

ABOVE: I remember when teen magazines looked like this. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading or a pit-iful photo shoot, memories of the Everard, Biden's masked leadership, Trump's North Carolina shake-down and more ...

ABOVE: Instagram peek-a-booty.

BELOW: Keep reading for lifeguards in love, hydroxychloroquine questions, Trump the King of Us All, Steve Grand's jockstrap workout and more ...

ABOVE: This is a pose I could get behind.

PART 2: Also ABOVE, looks like his Pose co-star had the same impulse!

BELOW: Keep reading for Fauci's Trump-suction, gray-haired Pietro Boselli, the Tumblr-izing of Instagram and more ...