ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: Save it for a rainy gay.

BELOW: Keep reading for how social media giants have radicalized the world, Trump's latest assault on the media, a major announcement from Germany's Angela Merkel, a list of very gay horror flicks, highlights from Taiwan Gay Pride and more ...

ABOVE: Wait, there's more butt.

BELOW: Keep reading for news about the synagoge shooter and the #MAGABomber, Jack Laugher's hot new calendar, a gag-worthy Trump compliment and more ...

ABOVE: Obviously, most of the comments on the above are something to the effect of “daddy!”

BELOW: Keep reading for even more muscle, Stormy Daniels graphically describing Trump's mini-me, Darren Criss's butt gets Emmy kudos, Kavanaugh gets shaky support and much more ...

Above: Tight end.

Below: Keep reading for Russell Tovey's breakup, Instagram vs. the Warwick Rowers, Trump caving on immigration (and pretending Obama got him into the mess), plus more ...

Above: He's 40 and fabulous. Suck it!

Below: Keep reading for a male model whose member is one you'll 'member, Trump's war on the NFL, Manafort's new legal troubles, Miss America dropping the swimsuit, a Sordid Lives star dies, and more ...

Above: Garrett Clayton is playing to his strengths.

Below: Keep reading for a Big, naked Brother; Adore Delano questioning RuPaul's cultural legacy; GQ getting several legs up on Vanity Fair; Jason Statham on his anti-gay slurs; Trump's confusion — HPV vs. HIV; Manafort's latest headache; and much more ...

Above: He's a charity case — people donated, he disrobed. And it was all for a good cause.

Below: Keep reading for Freddie Woodward's greatest tits, North Korea already playing Trump, Trump Jr.'s Trump Tower meeting revealed, racist lady dragged by Internet, brothers should do it, and more ...