ABOVE: Vintage Brad Davis will never not be jaw-dropping.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's billy club, Josh Shapiro's presidential speech and more ...

ABOVE: Burt's butt! (And beyond.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Theo James's junk, the death of a gay country trailblazer and more ...

Hot stuff, coming through! (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Check out my Dylan McDermott tribute here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Charlie Cox, Rihanna, John Fetterman and (sadly) a bunch of bullshit, too ...

ABOVE: Pretty, pretty perfect.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bratislavan murders, Herschel Walker's cop claim and more ...

Immediately thought of the 2005 film: Race You to the Bottom! (Image via Amazon)

ABOVE: New poster for the Harry Styles gay cop flick My Policeman.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Majors (what else you need?) and more ...

Really? Toledo started tearing down the old Babcock dairy building but somehow stopped there? Everyone traveling 75 south got to see Toledo’s giant brick dick pic.twitter.com/S6DIa1y4Da

— ✨ Adam ✨ (@ALantsOG) September 14, 2022

ABOVE: Tower half full.

BELOW: Bros, Marge on a rampage, a drag performer dies mid-performance and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...

ABOVE: Do look back.

BELOW: Remaking *NSYNC and Elton, New Groom on the Block and more ...