ABOVE: Pretty, pretty perfect.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bratislavan murders, Herschel Walker's cop claim and more ...

Immediately thought of the 2005 film: Race You to the Bottom! (Image via Amazon)

ABOVE: New poster for the Harry Styles gay cop flick My Policeman.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Majors (what else you need?) and more ...

Really? Toledo started tearing down the old Babcock dairy building but somehow stopped there? Everyone traveling 75 south got to see Toledo’s giant brick dick pic.twitter.com/S6DIa1y4Da

— ✨ Adam ✨ (@ALantsOG) September 14, 2022

ABOVE: Tower half full.

BELOW: Bros, Marge on a rampage, a drag performer dies mid-performance and more ...

ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.

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ABOVE: Do look back.

BELOW: Remaking *NSYNC and Elton, New Groom on the Block and more ...

Making a crudites platter is one of those activities that humanizes a senate candidate

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— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) August 15, 2022

ABOVE: Dr. Oz's web team HATES him.

BELOW: Carly Rae Jepsen's newest, Rudy Giuliani criminally targeted, tales of a masseur and more ...

 

 

 

 

 

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ABOVE: Learn the lingo, kid.

Bonus beef from the vaults! (Image via Exercise for Men Only)

BELOW: Crocs with nuts, Biden on the upswing, Elon crying about Twitter, monkeypox is a new gay slur and more ...

ABOVE: Timeless.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, the hypocritical GOP rep who voted against same-sex marriage and then attended his son's same-sex wedding, Jared Kushner's brush with death and more ...