ABOVE: Pete's nips.

BELOW: Keep reading for an underwear overlord, Pompeo's taxpayer-funded dog walker, Karl Rove's racist rhetoric returns, the face/dick challenge and more ...

ABOVE: Our society is coming apart at the seams.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay thriller, Trump's criminal incompetence, the Buttigiegs on political power, Melissa Rivers on why she's happy in the middle and shallow as fuck and more ...

ABOVE: Cameron's big ol' snake!

BELOW: Keep reading for Jenner ass, rich A-holes worrying that you'll get fat and lazy on the welfare, how to help drag queens who lost all their gigs and more ...

ABOVE: Quarantine angel.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked selfies, Trump losing his cool, the stock scandal consuming a least a couple of senators and more ...

ABOVE: Luke Cook's hairless pussy.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Trump's coronavirus propaganda squad, Ja'Net DuBois's secret celebrity dad, Andrew Gillum's meth-scort and more ...

Sen. Bernie Sanders on Super Tuesday results: "One of the things I was kind of not surprised by was the power of the establishment to force Amy Klobuchar, who had worked so hard, Pete Buttigieg who had really worked extremely hard as well out of the race." https://t.co/X1LhrSyd0J pic.twitter.com/Kj8dAl7kBL

— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) March 8, 2020

I guess “the establishment” is the new Deep State.

Pete, Amy and now Kamala have enthusiastically endorsed Biden. Nobody is forcing them.

.@JoeBiden has served our country with dignity and we need him now more than ever. I will do everything in my power to help elect him the next President of the United States. pic.twitter.com/DbB2fGWpaa

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) March 8, 2020

Someone named Thirsty Burlington understands the need for a proper stage name when you're a Cher impersonator.

NYCers, now's your chance to see Thirsty Cher-ing and Cher-ing alike on Friday, March 20, at the Laurie Beechman.

Get tickets here! Keep reading for her reel ...

Pete did himself proud; he will be back. (Image via official campaign head shot)

Joe Biden overperformed in South Carolina, and that has led both Steyer and now Buttigieg to drop out of the race for president.

Steyer never had a shot, and while Buttigieg did, briefly, his polling everywhere and his weak performance with African-American voters doomed him. I liked him a lot and I admire him; I just think it is not his time.

I also think he really wants to help ensure that the Democratic presidential nominee is a Democrat. We will see what these developments have on the state of the race, which will hit a critical juncture after (Super) Tuesday.