ABOVE: The cover of Desnudo disappeared, but it's a des-doozy!

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The only superhero whose name establishes his pronouns. (Image via UA)

ABOVE: Just 'cuz Kyle Allen (front 'n' center) of West Side Story's just been cast as He-Man in Masters of the Universe.

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Tucker Carlson, whose only battle was with a bow tie ... and he lost, had the balls to state unequivocally that Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-Illinois) is deeply silly and unimpressive, that people don't criticize her only because she served in the military, and that:

These people actually hate America. No longer a question about that. And yet at the same time, they desperately want to control America more than anything. And that leads to the most basic of all questions: Can you really lead a country that you hate?

Rich, coming from a guy who helped put an unabashed hater of most Americans in the Oval Office, where he still sits, like an inoperable tumor. (Operation scheduled for November, come what may.)

In response, Duckworth — who had her legs blown off in service of this country — tweeted:

ABOVE: Train me!

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Nailed this sketch. (Image via NBC)

As part of his hosting duties on SNL, Kit Harington of Game of Thrones — looking so different without facial hair — ended the show legs up in blue undies, really for a comedic anal invasion ...

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