ABOVE: You must be this tall to ride this ride.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's accidental concession, guessing games about his next moves, a dean who hates you if you voted for Biden, Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Feast your eyes on the late, great Brad Davis.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's speech, Philly's mayor trashing Trump, Trump's childish refusal to concede, Bannon banned, Lindsey Graham still groveling for Trump's love and more ...

ABOVE: Yes, let's can him.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Shia, Fauci's firing (why not just endorse Biden now???), Pennsylvania coming home for Biden and more...

ABOVE: Bath that thing up.

BELOW: Sizzling-hot DNA cover, Biden on the latest police execution, Trump abandons his Nebraska voters and more ...

ABOVE: If you think model Brent Clancy has the right stuff, wait till you see his always-in-fashion junk. (Work Unfriendly)

BELOW: Playgirl is returning (but don't get too excited — no dad bods), Alan Ritchson is shirtless (but don't get too excited — no dad bod), Biden's chances of becoming the 46th U.S. president have held firm, cops shot a Black man in Philadelphia rather than attempting to de-escalate the situation, Arizona's Asian racist may be one of the most ridiculous caught-on-video anti-Black farces yet and much more ...

ABOVE: Having an art-on.

BELOW: Keep reading for lovely Jacob Elordi, the inevitability of Amy Coney Barrett, Biden killing it in polls with less than 40 days to go, more Republicans peeling off for Joe, Charles Barkley taken to the woodshed and more ...

ABOVE: Can't wait!

BELOW: Racist gets canned, Trump hires a Log Cabiner, boogaloos are a thing, Aunt Jemima is no longer a thing and more ...

Proud-boy realness (Image via video still)

White morons in Philly showed up with baseball bats and anti-gay slurs to intimiate legitimate BLM protesters, claiming to be protecting the cops.

THE COPS NEED TO BE DEFENDED BY YOKELS?

Sickening: