ABOVE: Instagram makes the removal of the good parts reminiscent of early beefcake photography.

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ABOVE: Selling like hotcakes.

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ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

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ABOVE: What a may-unh!

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Shawn Mendes is working on his mental health, and is helping ours simultaneously. pic.twitter.com/bvr7YuPUSF

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) December 26, 2022

ABOVE: Thank you, Shawn.

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@hannahdukes253 Poor guy... All he wanted to do was help. Best Man Award for the Longest Fall #seattlefreeze #icestorm #internationaldistrict #seattleinternationaldistrict ♬ Funny Laugh no no no - Sound Effect

ABOVE: That's Seattle, by NYC feels it.

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ABOVE: He's pushin' 60 and still fine.

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ABOVE: He's back! Fun fact: Hans shot this:

Hans told me the model was wearing a rug. (Image via SMP)

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