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The first official portrait of Not-My First Lady Melania Trump is laughably over 'Shopped, making it about as real as her husband's legitimacy.

He wasn't last night ...

Love to steal this bitch's boyfriend. I mean ... congrats!

Anonymous is claiming U.S. senators, other politicians, are KKK-affiliated.

Russian plane crash — was it brought down externally?

Boxing porn actor Yusaf Mack admits he's bi, did porn sober.

If not racist, dressing as another ethnicity for Halloween is douchey. C'mon.

Is a rape costume okay because Halloween? Are there any limits?

Top athlete tried to bribe gay brother to stay in closet. Suicide ensued.

Soap actor may be paralyzed following crash.

I'm all for light retouching, but Zendaya has a damn point here.

Seriously sexy gym selfies.

Britney's biggest stans received handwritten notes from her!

Dude's made like $500K for impersonating Britney.

 

Meet @mmatthewdarryl & @alex.jean… the #Britneyween costume winners! Happy Anniversary! You all look fantastic :)

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Oct 31, 2015 at 11:32pm PDT

Anthony Coombs is the talented guy who took on the herculean task of designing my 600-page Encyclopedia Madonnica (available on Amazon soon). Above, he displays his visual wit. I wouldn't be shocked if this image circulates for years and is taken as being legit.

Rare Zeb Atlas interview.

Kristen Stewart's in a lesbian relationship, has a cool mom.

UPDATE: Kristen's mom never said that stuff. UPDATE: Yeah, she did.

Mexico legalizes gay marriage.

Rachel Dolezal resigns as NAACP chapter prez.

Dolezal, when she was white, sued Howard University for reverse discrimination (!).

Dolezal is also a copycat.

The shoes in Jurassic World are stupid.

But can Chris Pratt run in high heels?

James Bond Spectre set video.

First-ever Nathan Sykes solo show.

Janet's insane tour poster deconstructed.

Pope Francis is green, but anti-gay.

Jeb Bush is running for president.

Good hed regarding Hillary Clinton.

Make-believe Clinton Dynasty better than Real Bush Dynasty.

Romney shamelessly flip-flops on Iraq.

Duran Duran's new album is Paper Gods (September 2015).

Towleroad gets a makeover.

Hot men in the shower.

As hot as the actors are, I feel like the official poster for Magic Mike XXL does them few favors. Bomer looks good, but has looked hotter in candid photos, and Tatum has a weird neck-to-arm ratio. But I'll still come again July 1.

Until then, you've got Chocolate City:

Check out the various new clips from this one: here, here and here.

Little Red Riding Hood at the beach in ... 1913!

Meet the inmate who murdered Jeffrey Dahmer, cannibal monster.

Legal scholar tries to calm the left on Justice Kennedy's marriage vote. 

... but did anti-gay lawyer give Kennedy coverage to vote pro-gay?

CALM DOWN, FAGGY: Total puff piece on Reisner/Weiderpass in Time.

Bernie Sanders wants to be this year's Ralph Nader.

Austin Falk on 2 Broke Girls:

Alleged murderer gives incriminating TV interview.

Kim Richards: Pills and pot.

SUDDEN DEATH: Performers who dropped dead mid-performance.

James Corden praises Bruce Jenner.

What's your favorite fast food? Me: Taco Bell of the early '90s.

Today's Baltimore Orioles game will be played in an empty stadium.

Baltimore isn't just about Freddie Gray.

Drag queens reading nasty tweets.

Mariah Carey poses with Photoshopped self, eliciting mean tweets.

More Zac Efron ass shots.

Gay Punk'd gag leads to much discomfit and death threat.

People You Know: Season 1, Part 2.

5 new Madonna remixes.

Kit Williamson gets engaged!

Mad Men4Men!

 

 

Hillary broke an emailing rule, so Republicans think that's gonna disqualify her?

“Don't you someday wanna see a woman President of the United States of America?”

Lambda Literary Award nominees announced.

Anna Allen is shameless and not very talented.

Hey, Lance Black, your pal Ken Mehlman is still an anti-gay gay.

Obamacare is in danger. Again.

Ben Carson thinks gayness is the same as prison rape.

Kate McKinnon & Chris Hemsworth are the new Hope & Lamour.

No lesbian too small.

More on why Chelsea is a thing of the past.

50 weird facts about gay history.

Shirtless, reasonably hunky Justin Bieber parodies Justin Bieber.

Hour-long Madonna mega-mix!

Koch Brothers vs. Everglades.

Leonard DiCaprio's got a beard.

Russell Tovey's sarcastic apology.

Slow-mo nude run (Work Unfriendly) is mesmerizing.

The only way to get me to run is to place this in front of me.

 

 

Remember that pic of Cindy Crawford with no Photoshop, and how everyone was all happy she looked rough in the middle and was praising her for being so brave?

Yeah, it was fake. Here's her real mid-section. She's suing mad.