This is so much fun—the rest of the story behind famous album covers.

Photographer Sandro Miller has collaborated with John Malkovich to recreate every famous photograph you can think of with Malkovich as the subject. The results are...terrifying. And wonderful.

Depending on if you value youth or talent more, this image is shady in different ways...but brilliant.

Via Planet Hiltron: Madonna as Joan, Gaga as Melissa.

Kate Bush's rare live shows in the UK draw raves.

Chik-fil-A founder dies.

Gene Simmons declares rock dead. Rock asks, “Who?”

Obama delays executive action in immigration.

A butt you'd second-mortgage your house for.

Tom Brady's beggin' for it!

Todd Sanfield's bulge is timeless.

Porn sites wake up on 'Net neutrality.

Kathy Griffin on Joan Rivers: “Respect must be paid to this woman.”

Did you spend $10K to get into Joan's funeral?

So what if Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) isn't gracious?

Sadly for the right, Obamacare is working.

A hot flash of hot undies.

Friendly reminder: Ross Lynch is over 18.

New York's use of classic movie scenes for its fall fashion issue is inspired. I'm not sure how the living actresses (like Mia Farrow and Meryl Streep, among others) feel about it, though, as it kinda makes them into shills for the clothing. But man, the Photoshopping in this is art.

Barbra Streisand has joined Instagram, and tries to change the subject by asking if we think her dog is precious. The dog! The least interesting aspect of this totally nutty portrait, which finds her decked out like Col. Sanders in spiked heels on a lawn somewhere on a wicker chair, no less, her hand and face Photoshopped into 1970s smoothness. Even her positioning creates a line and hides her mid-section (this is where the dog becomes interesting).

But all in all, this is what passes for a candid in her world.

Somehow, I don't foresee vadge selfies and cleavage in the future.

Cristiano Ronaldo covers Men's Health (September 2014), posing for Peter Hapak. The cover—and also the back cover (the latter of which is the second image in the gallery) is too retouched for my taste. In brightening the whites of his eyes and in touching up his skin, an already manscaped-to-death dude gets even waxier.

Of course, he's still gorgeous, as are the pictures inside.

Ronaldo says, of his infamous humorlessness:

“I always try to improve. Tomorrow I will be better than today, and next year will be better than this one. If I score 50 goals, I want 55. Some people say I'm too serious on the pitch, not smiling and so on. It is because I'm focused 100 percent on every game. I always want more and more.”

Which is what a lot of gay men would be asking for, given some alone time with Ronaldo.

Check out the trailer for #Credence at the end of this post.

Boy Culture name-dropped on hilariously named Face4Radio show.

Bright Eyes singer's rape accuser recants, says she lied.

German national soccer hero sporting full wood.

Singapore's highest court hearing challenge to gay-sex ban.

Musto comes clean on addiction to prescription Golden Girls.

1989 BONER: Creating one of Madonna's “Cherish” mermen.

Tea Party movie argues Native Americans were never massacred.

Comedy series based on Robbie Rogers coming from Craig Zadan & Neil Meron.

First black woman to win Olympic gold medal (in '48) dies @ 90.

Shirtless shots of Hot Cop of the Castro, Chris Kohrs, appear.

Topless cop of the Castro

Missouri's sane Gov. Jay Nixon (D) vetoes bill allowing teachers to pack heat.

Holler If Ya Hear Me closes on Broadway on July 20.

Never hire again any photog who lets stuff like this leak:

Jesus, they even though the bag looked too fat.

Who would pay for a mold of Farrah Abraham's holes???

James St. James interviews Kenneth Walsh, who is newly single but no Truvada whore.

After the jump, check out #Credence, a sci fi film with an LGBT core...

Jezebel has the perfect headline and does a good job blowing the lid off of Terry Richardson's supposedly naturalistic, minimalistic images, in this case of Mariah Carey. Ouch.